Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I'm Enjoying the Budget Cuts Already!

This is how the people at my local subway stop express unhappiness about the trains running less frequently.




Because Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell is a totally appropriate response to "trains run less frequently".

43 Comments:

Blogger Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

trains run less frequently at rush hours? Seriously which logical minded govt official thought that one out?!

May 6, 2009 at 12:09 AM  
Blogger Molly C said...

Uh, yeah! That is totally a legit response. lol. Have you ever tried to catch the uptown 1 from 59th? You wait FOREVER. I can't even imagine how long it'll take now

May 6, 2009 at 12:11 AM  
Anonymous Wendy said...

a regular Mr. Rodgers neighborhood, ya got there.

May 6, 2009 at 12:49 AM  
Blogger mo.stoneskin said...

I can't believe you reacted so badly to the trains running less frequently. You can't go through life attacking anything you don't like with a marker...

;)

I find the "I gotta horse" comment amusing.

May 6, 2009 at 12:56 AM  
Blogger Frau said...

Too funny!! Doesn't make much sense! Kinda like here they run less on the weekends when we are all out doing our errands and don't want to wait.

May 6, 2009 at 1:32 AM  
Blogger jon said...

Why does it say "Mon to Fri (service change ends on Thurs)"? I'm confused. And how does the horse fit through the turnstiles?

May 6, 2009 at 2:12 AM  
Anonymous Annie said...

When our sad little Detroit public transportation system, The People Mover (no, seriously), announced last fall that it would be running in the opposite direction, a homeless man stood outside my building for a week screaming, "That gonna make me fuckin' vomit. That gonna make me FUCKIN' VOMIT."

After a few days, I kind of just wanted him to go suck cocks in hell.

May 6, 2009 at 2:30 AM  
Blogger Kari said...

Yes, that totally makes sense.

Fewer trains = blowjobs in hell

May 6, 2009 at 3:03 AM  
Blogger Currently Untitled said...

haha i love the horse comment. horses solve everything.

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May 6, 2009 at 3:17 AM  
Blogger Christine Gram said...

Ooh, the mother comment really hurts. I bet they reconsider.

May 6, 2009 at 5:01 AM  
Blogger Janine said...

God, my mother wouldn't suck cocks in hell, that I know for sure. They don't let you wear white gloves in hell,right?

I would so totally write something like this. I so would.

May 6, 2009 at 7:15 AM  
Blogger Vodka Mom said...

now THAT'S graffiti.

May 6, 2009 at 7:54 AM  
Blogger KekeLynn said...

ahhh, the creativity of today's youth...

May 6, 2009 at 8:48 AM  
Blogger Jessica said...

First time on your blog. You are fabulous!

May 6, 2009 at 9:51 AM  
Anonymous peajaye said...

re: the "your mother sucks cocks in hell" comment. i believe the author was attempting to employ a cinematic reference to 'the exorcist,' where that phrase was spoken by the devil, (through the body of linda blair, voice of mercedes mc cambridge). with this literary device, i contend our subway scribe meant to insinuate that the engineers of the new timetable were satanic. although sadly, the commenter gets it backwards because the words were spoken to a priest, who was portrayed as a force of good in the film.

or maybe the penman was just some drunk.

May 6, 2009 at 10:27 AM  
Blogger Marinka said...

Jon--I can't tell you how long I stood there staring at that sign trying to figure out why the sign says "Service Changes End on Thurs" (as I stood there trying to figure it out, my train came and went, of course). The explanation that I came up with is that December 31st is a Thursday, so the MTA wanted to explain that even though it's effective Mon-Fri, since Dec. 31st is a Thursday, it the service change will end then. I'm too scared to check if Dec 31st is, in fact a Thursday, because if it's not, I may suffer a mental collapse. Another one.

May 6, 2009 at 10:32 AM  
Blogger *Akilah Sakai* said...

Marinka,

Which one did you write?
;)

May 6, 2009 at 10:35 AM  
Blogger WA said...

Damn. Akilah got to it first.

May 6, 2009 at 10:40 AM  
Blogger CSY said...

I SO wanna move to your city! I LOVE New York! Of course, I'd probably be pissed off enough about the subway not running as much as I need it to and would've written something a little less vulgar...maybe

May 6, 2009 at 10:52 AM  
Blogger blognut said...

New Yorkers have anger issues.

Where do you keep a horse in NYC, other than the creepy horse cops in Central Park, I mean.

May 6, 2009 at 10:53 AM  
Blogger The Devil's Daughter-In-Law said...

My mother-in-law really does suck cocks in hell.

May 6, 2009 at 11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummm......it is a Thursday.....commence breakdown ....

May 6, 2009 at 11:12 AM  
Blogger Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

They really know how to bring about positive change, don't they?

May 6, 2009 at 11:24 AM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

I may be wrong, but were those exclamation points transformed into happy, grinning faces?

Also, I've heard this a lot from various sources, but once women become mothers, they tend to stop that particular sucking. I could be wrong, though.

May 6, 2009 at 11:25 AM  
Blogger Carolyn...Online said...

Don't worry - that guy's got a horse. He probably won't even be on the subway anymore.

May 6, 2009 at 11:33 AM  
Blogger Domestic Goddess (In Training) said...

Whose mother, because I have a friend who works at the MTA and his mother is quite nice and old fashioned. I bet she doesn't suck cocks anywhere.

May 6, 2009 at 1:39 PM  
Blogger Phat Mama said...

I kinda like the horse comment though.

May 6, 2009 at 1:47 PM  
Blogger Pamela Kramer said...

Oh those wacky New Yorkers!

May 6, 2009 at 1:58 PM  
Blogger Nap Warden said...

I thought we Chicagoans were the only bitter ones;)

May 6, 2009 at 2:25 PM  
Blogger lizspin said...

If I were you, I wouldn't stand too close to the tracks at rush hour. . .

May 6, 2009 at 3:11 PM  
Blogger The Dental Maven said...

Wow. You mean it's not "Your mother sews socks that smell?"

May 6, 2009 at 6:56 PM  
Blogger Aunt Becky said...

But Marinka, how did they know that about my mom? Are they psychics?

May 6, 2009 at 6:57 PM  
Blogger Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

I'm just trying to understand why people carry markers and Sharpies around...

May 6, 2009 at 9:26 PM  
Blogger Anna See said...

Wow. It's enough to make you sorry your kids can read.

Liked the horse comment. Original!

May 6, 2009 at 9:51 PM  
Blogger Magpie said...

it's a good thing i'm not drinking anything right now because it would have come out of my nose.

May 6, 2009 at 10:34 PM  
Blogger the mama bird diaries said...

Why are you making me do this?

I REALLY did just LOL.

Holy crap, that was funny.

And fuck 'em all. B/c I have a horse too.

May 6, 2009 at 11:10 PM  
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May 7, 2009 at 3:12 AM  
Anonymous LadyFi said...

Wow! Who knew that tube travellers could be so eloquent and witty?

May 7, 2009 at 3:16 AM  
Anonymous Christy said...

Well, I know that was the first thought that entered my mind--those fuckers! Wasn't that your first thought, too?

May 7, 2009 at 2:45 PM  
Blogger Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

Wow. Tough crowd!

May 7, 2009 at 5:02 PM  
Anonymous Sophie, Inzaburbs said...

Marinka, you take the subway?

But on movies all New Yorkers take yellow cabs. Unless they are very poor, degenerate, are escaping from the police or want to plant a bomb. Or dead.

(And don't tell me none of the above apply. I don't want yet another of my In-America-The-Streets-are-Paved-With Gold assumptions ruined. Counting on you! Thanks!).

May 7, 2009 at 5:13 PM  
Blogger SweetPeaSurry said...

Awww ... your new header and this post sort of make me miss NYC. The great ol' gal that she is!!! *sigh* I'm going to have to plan a trip for next year!

blessings!

May 9, 2009 at 11:31 PM  
Blogger bernthis said...

How you do say motherfuckers in Spanish b/c that is the way I would have felt

May 10, 2009 at 2:03 AM  

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