Monday, March 23, 2009

Guest Blogger: Young Ladrinka

So for my first guest blogger, I decided to ask my seven year old son if he would like to say something to the blogosphere. And he said "no." Luckily I'm one of those mothers who feels that since I gave him life, he owes me big time.

Marinka: Well, you have to.

Young Ladrinka: (in monotone) My mom is the best mom in the world and I love her so much.

M: That's so sweet. Why don't you tell a funny story?

YL: My mom pooped on the cat.

M: A funny true story.

YL: I'll get back to you.


Blogger cw2smom said...

He definitely has quite an imagination and loves his Mom! LOL! Lisa

March 23, 2009 at 12:41 AM  
Blogger Kirsten said...

I can't believe you just admitted on the internet that you pooped on the cat.


March 23, 2009 at 1:02 AM  
Blogger SweetPeaSurry said...

heh Ladrinka sounds like a fun one! :)


March 23, 2009 at 1:02 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Did the cat deserve it?

March 23, 2009 at 2:09 AM  
Blogger Formerly known as Frau said...

You have the YL trained so well.
I'm sure the cat deserved it right?

March 23, 2009 at 2:32 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

Ah. You gotta love the boy in him. Did you for one minute doubt the story would have something to do with a body function?

He sounds charming!

March 23, 2009 at 5:32 AM  
Blogger Belle said...

Ladrinka is a gifted storyteller. I look forward to more of his musings.

March 23, 2009 at 5:33 AM  
Blogger Vodka Mom said...

I'll bet HE gets an agent before me.

March 23, 2009 at 6:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it hard to clean the cat?

March 23, 2009 at 7:14 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

LOL! he's hysterical!!!

March 23, 2009 at 7:22 AM  
Blogger Carolyn...Online said...

I first read that as - My mom pooped "out" a cat. So I thought maybe Young Ladrinka thought you had birthed Nicki. But then I reread it. I've got it now.

March 23, 2009 at 8:26 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

He's as clever as my 3 year old who told me a bear pooped on my bed. I mean really, yes the cat pooped on my bed...but how and when did she think a bear got into the house...?

March 23, 2009 at 8:40 AM  
Blogger Green said...

That poor kid.

March 23, 2009 at 8:41 AM  
Blogger CSY said...

Ahhh, the art of sarcasm. They're never too young to learn, are they? Mine are trying to master it as well. Have fun on your vacay! I'm jealous!

March 23, 2009 at 8:55 AM  
Blogger Everyday Goddess said...

I was hoping he would post pictures of his Star Wars teeth.

March 23, 2009 at 9:57 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Hmm, I want to hear this cat and poop story.

March 23, 2009 at 9:58 AM  
Blogger Ann Imig said...

My God is he intimidating.

March 23, 2009 at 10:21 AM  
Blogger blognut said...

You pooped on the cat? Not nice, Marinka. Not nice at all.

I like this boy of yours, and I love how he doesn't give in to your demands!

March 23, 2009 at 10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

clearly the boy was speaking metaphorically. i mean, really, marinka, must he spell out everything for you literally?

March 23, 2009 at 11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well he does seem to know comedy. Poop is always funny.

March 23, 2009 at 11:30 AM  
Blogger *Akilah Sakai* said...

Ha! He'll get back to you when you pay him for his services! His genius doesn't come free, woman. Give him some $$$ or a Wii game. ;)

March 23, 2009 at 12:05 PM  
Blogger Roshni said...

yeeheheheheheh!!! He's a gem! Good sense of humor... must have inherited it from you! ;)

March 23, 2009 at 12:08 PM  
Blogger A Woman Of No Importance said...

marinka that child will OWN you when he's older - Just watch out for that, you will need all your reserves, for the vodka will have stripped more brain cellinkas by then, so pleast get writing sassy retorts now, so you're ready and armed then, dahlinka!

March 23, 2009 at 4:32 PM  
Blogger Neil said...

Like mother, like son.

March 23, 2009 at 6:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you need to get a second litter box?

March 23, 2009 at 7:07 PM  
Blogger HoodChick said...

Did you at least give him a deadline for the story? He's got me hooked now.

March 23, 2009 at 7:09 PM  
Blogger Jeanne Estridge said...

Wow, poop seems to be the topic du jour today.

March 23, 2009 at 8:26 PM  
Blogger Femin Susan said...

Those are absolutely fascinating. Wonderful post!

March 23, 2009 at 10:23 PM  
Blogger 2 Brits, 2 Yanks, 2 Dogs said...

I am not sure who is funnier Papa or Ladrinka

March 24, 2009 at 11:49 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Ladrinka is clearly a postmodernist and intelligent writer....

Or he's 7 and would much rather play Wii. Like, durr.

March 24, 2009 at 6:03 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

What a charming young fellow! I hope you bring him positively everywhere with you. ;-)

As mom to three similar little charmers, I have every right to tease. :)

March 24, 2009 at 8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's good! luxury watch?
wrist watches?

March 25, 2009 at 7:42 AM  

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