Guest Blogger: Young Ladrinka
So for my first guest blogger, I decided to ask my seven year old son if he would like to say something to the blogosphere. And he said "no." Luckily I'm one of those mothers who feels that since I gave him life, he owes me big time.
Marinka: Well, you have to.
Young Ladrinka: (in monotone) My mom is the best mom in the world and I love her so much.
M: That's so sweet. Why don't you tell a funny story?
YL: My mom pooped on the cat.
M: A funny true story.
YL: I'll get back to you.
Marinka: Well, you have to.
Young Ladrinka: (in monotone) My mom is the best mom in the world and I love her so much.
M: That's so sweet. Why don't you tell a funny story?
YL: My mom pooped on the cat.
M: A funny true story.
YL: I'll get back to you.
posted by Marinka at
12:01 AM
31 Comments:
He definitely has quite an imagination and loves his Mom! LOL! Lisa
I can't believe you just admitted on the internet that you pooped on the cat.
;-)
heh Ladrinka sounds like a fun one! :)
blessings!
Did the cat deserve it?
You have the YL trained so well.
I'm sure the cat deserved it right?
Ah. You gotta love the boy in him. Did you for one minute doubt the story would have something to do with a body function?
He sounds charming!
Ladrinka is a gifted storyteller. I look forward to more of his musings.
I'll bet HE gets an agent before me.
Was it hard to clean the cat?
LOL! he's hysterical!!!
I first read that as - My mom pooped "out" a cat. So I thought maybe Young Ladrinka thought you had birthed Nicki. But then I reread it. I've got it now.
He's as clever as my 3 year old who told me a bear pooped on my bed. I mean really, yes the cat pooped on my bed...but how and when did she think a bear got into the house...?
That poor kid.
Ahhh, the art of sarcasm. They're never too young to learn, are they? Mine are trying to master it as well. Have fun on your vacay! I'm jealous!
I was hoping he would post pictures of his Star Wars teeth.
Hmm, I want to hear this cat and poop story.
My God is he intimidating.
You pooped on the cat? Not nice, Marinka. Not nice at all.
I like this boy of yours, and I love how he doesn't give in to your demands!
clearly the boy was speaking metaphorically. i mean, really, marinka, must he spell out everything for you literally?
Well he does seem to know comedy. Poop is always funny.
Ha! He'll get back to you when you pay him for his services! His genius doesn't come free, woman. Give him some $$$ or a Wii game. ;)
yeeheheheheheh!!! He's a gem! Good sense of humor... must have inherited it from you! ;)
marinka that child will OWN you when he's older - Just watch out for that, you will need all your reserves, for the vodka will have stripped more brain cellinkas by then, so pleast get writing sassy retorts now, so you're ready and armed then, dahlinka!
Like mother, like son.
Do you need to get a second litter box?
Did you at least give him a deadline for the story? He's got me hooked now.
Wow, poop seems to be the topic du jour today.
Those are absolutely fascinating. Wonderful post!
I am not sure who is funnier Papa or Ladrinka
Ladrinka is clearly a postmodernist and intelligent writer....
Or he's 7 and would much rather play Wii. Like, durr.
What a charming young fellow! I hope you bring him positively everywhere with you. ;-)
As mom to three similar little charmers, I have every right to tease. :)
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