Apparently I don't have enough problems because I got this email BREAKING NEWS ALERT from a local clothing store letting me know that ruffle blouses are all the rage in the spring and that I should get one or drop dead. I really have to question what the fuck is wrong with people.
I am no fashion icon, but this is who this type of blouse would look good on:
1. No one.
2. Ray Charles' wife, to Ray Charles.
4. Miss Understood (drag queen).