Monday, September 7, 2009

Caption This!

I don't often do contests on this blog because I am way too lazy, and besides, don't we all have enough crap?

But I'm doing this one because I want to take the sting out of being potentially totally offensive.

Here's the story. A white poodle gave birth to black puppies. I thought this happens all the time, but when I saw the caption, "mom, why do we look so different?" I thought, how lame.

So, I came up with, "Bo? Call me." You know, because the puppies look like Bo Obama.

Please submit your caption.

I will pick the best one, therefore potentially alienating a whole bunch of people by implying that their submission sucked and I'll make a donation to the Humane Society of that person's choice.

So please enter! It will be educational and fun for everyone!
Entries close Sunday, September 13th.


Blogger Jeanne said...

So, my lovely daughter had a child via artificial insemination/ anonymous donor and when my adorable grandson first appeared he was the color of a Tokay grape. and for one scared moment, before the oxygen made it through his system and he started to turn pink I thought, "Ohmigod, they mixed up the vials!"

So that's mine....

September 7, 2009 at 7:14 PM  
Blogger A Mom on Spin said...

Okay . . here's mine.. .

"And he dares to call me a bitch? That man swore he had a vasectomy!"

you know. . . maybe I'll rephrase that and be back tomorrow. . .but maybe not. . .

September 7, 2009 at 7:40 PM  
Blogger Janie at Sounding Forth said...

That guy must have had that Michael Jackson disease!

September 7, 2009 at 8:02 PM  
Blogger Maddness of Me said...

Anybody know the Octomom's agent? I've got reality TV gold here!

September 7, 2009 at 8:34 PM  
Blogger Keyona said...

"Girl please, he was HOT and you know I don't discriminate!"

September 7, 2009 at 9:40 PM  
Blogger Loukia said...

"I'm fucked..."

I hope you're not offended - I'm just thinking, if that was me... that would be my first thought... you know, if I was the person to be in this type of situation!!

September 7, 2009 at 9:50 PM  
Blogger Zeta said...

They're right. I'll never go back.

September 7, 2009 at 10:37 PM  
Blogger anymommy said...

Damn. If there was one white puppy I could ask, "are they twins?" and feel intense satisfaction about my own life. But, there's not, so this comment makes no sense at all.

September 7, 2009 at 11:12 PM  
OpenID stepifunny said...

"Check out the dye job on that dame!"

Sorry, yours was clearly the best. As my 3 yo would say, "that crapped me up"

September 8, 2009 at 12:31 AM  
Blogger Jess said...

I like Zeta's comment the best LOL. I think my caption would read,

September 8, 2009 at 8:34 AM  
Blogger WA said...

Today on "Maury": She says that dawg the father. He says he's never seen that honky bitch before in his life. So who's the real PuppyDaddy? Tune in today for Doggy-Style DNA!

September 8, 2009 at 9:35 AM  
Blogger Suburban Correspondent said...

No, no, no - yours is truly the best caption. Send it to the White House, please!

Or maybe the Daily Show?

Super-pleased to meet you, by the way - I wandered over from the Women's Colony.

September 8, 2009 at 4:27 PM  
Blogger bernthis said...

Holy fuck, is the Sal from Senior year?


He did NOT just walk away from me did he?

September 8, 2009 at 6:46 PM  
Blogger toadally_adorkable said...

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, my @$$!"

September 8, 2009 at 8:24 PM  
Blogger ♥ Braja said...

OK, here:

"Black dog! Black dog! Black dog! Black dog! Black dog! Black dog! Bastard..."

September 9, 2009 at 12:37 AM  
Blogger Heather, Queen of Shake Shake said...

If this were 1964, I would be a criminal.

September 9, 2009 at 9:09 AM  
OpenID dlb97 said...

Angelina Poodlie

September 9, 2009 at 11:06 AM  
Blogger Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog said...

Yours made me laugh for a full minute so it has my vote. I can't even compete.

September 9, 2009 at 11:06 AM  
Blogger Smart A$$ Mom said...

"After FiFi's trip to Tijuana she also came home with a tramp stamp."

September 9, 2009 at 8:45 PM  
Blogger Inna said...

What you starring at bitch? You've never seen a white babysitter before?

September 10, 2009 at 8:20 AM  
Blogger Wendy said...

I vote for Zeta's! (Not that I have a vote.)

I wonder what the New Yorker cartoon caption voter people would come up with...

September 10, 2009 at 10:08 PM  

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