Monday, September 7, 2009

Caption This!

I don't often do contests on this blog because I am way too lazy, and besides, don't we all have enough crap?

But I'm doing this one because I want to take the sting out of being potentially totally offensive.



Here's the story. A white poodle gave birth to black puppies. I thought this happens all the time, but when I saw the caption, "mom, why do we look so different?" I thought, how lame.

So, I came up with, "Bo? Call me." You know, because the puppies look like Bo Obama.

Please submit your caption.

I will pick the best one, therefore potentially alienating a whole bunch of people by implying that their submission sucked and I'll make a donation to the Humane Society of that person's choice.

So please enter! It will be educational and fun for everyone!
Entries close Sunday, September 13th.

21 Comments:

Blogger Jeanne said...

So, my lovely daughter had a child via artificial insemination/ anonymous donor and when my adorable grandson first appeared he was the color of a Tokay grape. and for one scared moment, before the oxygen made it through his system and he started to turn pink I thought, "Ohmigod, they mixed up the vials!"

So that's mine....

September 7, 2009 at 7:14 PM  
Blogger A Mom on Spin said...

Okay . . here's mine.. .

"And he dares to call me a bitch? That man swore he had a vasectomy!"

you know. . . maybe I'll rephrase that and be back tomorrow. . .but maybe not. . .

September 7, 2009 at 7:40 PM  
Blogger Janie at Sounding Forth said...

That guy must have had that Michael Jackson disease!

September 7, 2009 at 8:02 PM  
Blogger Maddness of Me said...

Anybody know the Octomom's agent? I've got reality TV gold here!

September 7, 2009 at 8:34 PM  
Blogger Keyona said...

"Girl please, he was HOT and you know I don't discriminate!"

September 7, 2009 at 9:40 PM  
Blogger Loukia said...

"I'm fucked..."

I hope you're not offended - I'm just thinking, if that was me... that would be my first thought... you know, if I was the person to be in this type of situation!!

September 7, 2009 at 9:50 PM  
Blogger Zeta said...

They're right. I'll never go back.

September 7, 2009 at 10:37 PM  
Blogger anymommy said...

Damn. If there was one white puppy I could ask, "are they twins?" and feel intense satisfaction about my own life. But, there's not, so this comment makes no sense at all.

September 7, 2009 at 11:12 PM  
OpenID stepifunny said...

"Check out the dye job on that dame!"

Sorry, yours was clearly the best. As my 3 yo would say, "that crapped me up"

September 8, 2009 at 12:31 AM  
Blogger Jess said...

I like Zeta's comment the best LOL. I think my caption would read,

September 8, 2009 at 8:34 AM  
Blogger WA said...

Today on "Maury": She says that dawg the father. He says he's never seen that honky bitch before in his life. So who's the real PuppyDaddy? Tune in today for Doggy-Style DNA!

September 8, 2009 at 9:35 AM  
Blogger Suburban Correspondent said...

No, no, no - yours is truly the best caption. Send it to the White House, please!

Or maybe the Daily Show?

Super-pleased to meet you, by the way - I wandered over from the Women's Colony.

September 8, 2009 at 4:27 PM  
Blogger bernthis said...

Holy fuck, is the Sal from Senior year?

or

He did NOT just walk away from me did he?

September 8, 2009 at 6:46 PM  
Blogger toadally_adorkable said...

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, my @$$!"

September 8, 2009 at 8:24 PM  
Blogger ♥ Braja said...

OK, here:

"Black dog! Black dog! Black dog! Black dog! Black dog! Black dog! Bastard..."

September 9, 2009 at 12:37 AM  
Blogger Heather, Queen of Shake Shake said...

If this were 1964, I would be a criminal.

September 9, 2009 at 9:09 AM  
OpenID dlb97 said...

Angelina Poodlie

September 9, 2009 at 11:06 AM  
Blogger Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog said...

Yours made me laugh for a full minute so it has my vote. I can't even compete.

September 9, 2009 at 11:06 AM  
Blogger Smart A$$ Mom said...

"After FiFi's trip to Tijuana she also came home with a tramp stamp."

September 9, 2009 at 8:45 PM  
Blogger Inna said...

What you starring at bitch? You've never seen a white babysitter before?

September 10, 2009 at 8:20 AM  
Blogger Wendy said...

I vote for Zeta's! (Not that I have a vote.)

I wonder what the New Yorker cartoon caption voter people would come up with...

September 10, 2009 at 10:08 PM  

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