This could have been in your reader this week!
They've been aborted. But they may be born again soon. Could I be any more politically correct?
Your forebear's foreskin: If you've never received a phone call from your father telling you that he was about to get circumcised, I congratulate you on your good fortune and subsequent excellent mental health.
First Love: When I was five, I was in love with Lenny. We met when we were three, but I played hard to get for the first two years.
In-Laws, Out-Laws: My in-laws left after a three week visit, and not before telling my husband that he should hire someone to cook so that the kids had "proper meals".