Gem-Encrusted Animal Jewelry. For Jews
I don't understand the "gem-encrusted animal jewelry" concept and not just because the word "encrusted" makes me think of dried shit.
This week I read something horrifying in The New Yorker. Apparently there are many, many people in Palm Beach (which I'm pretty sure is code for Jews) who are selling their David Webb gem-encrusted animal jewelry to raise cash, because they were defrauded by Bernie Maddoff. Seriously, and I say this as a member of the Tribe, if my people want to keep being "the Chosen", they've got to be a little more choosy with their jewelry. I'm pretty sure that was the 11th Commandment.
Does anyone (who is not Cleopatra) think that this looks good?
I think he looks superguilty and also a little like he's posing for a mugshot. Sort of like Madoff.
This is the one upside to this encrusted economy--I don't have to worry that Husbandrinka will bestow one of these on me.
Labels: The Economy