but I was just on a train with two seven year old boys, who played Pokemon for an hour and a half and whenever they called the same Pokemon at the same time, they'd scream, "JINX!" and then one kid would say, "The Jinx machine is out of order, kiss my butt and give me a quarter!" and my son would say, "I'm sorry, that's a lie. I did not kiss your butt, the quarter is not yours, it belongs to I!" And then my friend (and a mom of one of the 7 year old's) asked, "Who is Jesus?" and one kid said, "Sort of like a God" and the other one said, "A really nice guy. On a post."
Oy to the vey.