Maybe you're thinking, "I don't want to leave a comment, I just like to read your blog!"
Maybe you're thinking, "I don't want to leave a comment, and I don't even like to read your blog, but I'm a masochist and this is what I do."
Maybe you're thinking "I'd totally leave a comment, but my keyboard isn't working!"
Maybe you're thinking, "I have nothing to say."
All legitimate reasons for not commenting.
I'm not going to hold it against you, I swear. But I did want to share some testimonials from former lurkers. People who were just like you.
Up until last week I was a lurker on your blog. Then one day, I posted a comment and later that day I won the lottery!
Hey, Marinka! Crazy shit--I commented on your blog and guess what? Those ten pounds melted off by the afternoon. Unbelievable. xo Slim
Your Royal Highness Marinka:
I never comment on blogs, because I figure, what's the point? But I commented on yours last week and then found true love. He's rich, too! I can't believe it!
Thanks for everything, Mrs. Rich.
Sure, all those could be coincidences. But are they?
After I left a comment on your blog, I accepted, without blinking, a nomination to be the Vice Presidential nominee.
Yours in Patriotism, Anonymous
So, if you're a lurker, why not leave a comment? You'll make my day and possibly your own, too.