Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Scene from a Marriage

Marinka: Am I your trophy wife?

Husbandrinka: No.

Marinka: Why not?

Husbandrinka: Because you are my real wife, my partner and the mother of my children. You are not someone that I married to impress anyone because I am old and am having a midlife crisis.

Linda Hunt: In other words, you think it would be best for me to cover my face when out in public so as not to "not impress" anyone, right.


Dick Cheney: Yes.

Mother Theresa: I can't believe the way that you talk to me.

Voldermont: Sorry.

Sarah Palin: Well, maybe I am part of a culture where a "sorry" is perhaps not the verbiage that will comfort me right now.


John McCain: You know I'm a POW, right?

Marinka: Do you think that the people who read this blog will know that this is not an exact transcript?


Husbandrinka: You mean the people who are "completely on your side" and bemoan my "many personality flaws?" Doubt it.

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11 Comments:

Blogger Kate Coveny Hood said...

"Voldemort" made me laugh out loud!

October 1, 2008 at 10:17 AM  
Blogger Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I like the way you change characters. Too funny.

October 1, 2008 at 11:40 AM  
Blogger Mama Ginger Tree said...

Sarah,
How's the wedding planning going for Bristol and Levi? Give the POW my best!!

October 1, 2008 at 12:36 PM  
Blogger anymommy said...

I'm having the crappiest day ever and I came here to laugh. TWO posts to read, you never disappoint me!

October 1, 2008 at 3:18 PM  
Blogger jen said...

is your house always this funny? because we are relatively boring in comparison!

October 1, 2008 at 4:47 PM  
Blogger Heinous said...

LOL...I'm partly on your side Husbandrinka. Don't tell Marinka though.

October 1, 2008 at 10:18 PM  
Blogger Insta-mom said...

Somehow, the leap from Mother Theresa to Sarah Palin seems like a pretty big leap.

October 2, 2008 at 1:00 AM  
Blogger Kylie w Warszawie said...

I don't really know what to say. I just have to say something.

Putin.

October 2, 2008 at 4:27 AM  
Blogger Nilsa S. said...

Just read about your first date over at Autobiography of my Feet. And so I'm left wondering what the Husbandrinka would think about your wandering eye. :-)

October 2, 2008 at 8:43 AM  
Anonymous Michelle said...

Aww, why would you go comparing yourself to Sarah Palin?

October 2, 2008 at 5:32 PM  
Blogger Quart said...

Hi. And I love you.

October 2, 2008 at 11:07 PM  

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