Scene from a Marriage
Marinka: Am I your trophy wife?
Husbandrinka: No.
Marinka: Why not?
Husbandrinka: Because you are my real wife, my partner and the mother of my children. You are not someone that I married to impress anyone because I am old and am having a midlife crisis.
Linda Hunt: In other words, you think it would be best for me to cover my face when out in public so as not to "not impress" anyone, right.
Dick Cheney: Yes.
Mother Theresa: I can't believe the way that you talk to me.
Voldermont: Sorry.
Sarah Palin: Well, maybe I am part of a culture where a "sorry" is perhaps not the verbiage that will comfort me right now.
John McCain: You know I'm a POW, right?
Marinka: Do you think that the people who read this blog will know that this is not an exact transcript?
Husbandrinka: You mean the people who are "completely on your side" and bemoan my "many personality flaws?" Doubt it.
Husbandrinka: No.
Marinka: Why not?
Husbandrinka: Because you are my real wife, my partner and the mother of my children. You are not someone that I married to impress anyone because I am old and am having a midlife crisis.
Linda Hunt: In other words, you think it would be best for me to cover my face when out in public so as not to "not impress" anyone, right.
Dick Cheney: Yes.
Mother Theresa: I can't believe the way that you talk to me.
Voldermont: Sorry.
Sarah Palin: Well, maybe I am part of a culture where a "sorry" is perhaps not the verbiage that will comfort me right now.
John McCain: You know I'm a POW, right?
Marinka: Do you think that the people who read this blog will know that this is not an exact transcript?
Husbandrinka: You mean the people who are "completely on your side" and bemoan my "many personality flaws?" Doubt it.
Labels: Husbandrinka, marriage
posted by Marinka at
9:06 AM
11 Comments:
"Voldemort" made me laugh out loud!
I like the way you change characters. Too funny.
Sarah,
How's the wedding planning going for Bristol and Levi? Give the POW my best!!
I'm having the crappiest day ever and I came here to laugh. TWO posts to read, you never disappoint me!
is your house always this funny? because we are relatively boring in comparison!
LOL...I'm partly on your side Husbandrinka. Don't tell Marinka though.
Somehow, the leap from Mother Theresa to Sarah Palin seems like a pretty big leap.
I don't really know what to say. I just have to say something.
Putin.
Just read about your first date over at Autobiography of my Feet. And so I'm left wondering what the Husbandrinka would think about your wandering eye. :-)
Aww, why would you go comparing yourself to Sarah Palin?
Hi. And I love you.
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