Week in Review
Wednesday: Oprah announces that she's 200 pounds and Kelly Ripa says that all of us can relate to Oprah. I make an emergency appointment to get my hearing checked.
Thursday: Argue with Husbandrinka and insist that Sarah Silverman is not "over the top and ridiculous." Force him to watch an episode of her show. Unfortunately, it's the week that she decides to marry her dog.
Friday: Feel queasy.
Saturday: Continue feeling queasy and tell John that I hope it's not morning sickness because I'm not in the mood to get an abortion. John shocks by saying, "I'm against abortion." He feels that abortions are unfriendly and also says, "I love life, Marinka. Love it. Love everything about it."
Sunday: Stomach flu seems to be passing, but please not a word to Husbandrinka, because I am still milking it.
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