One of the best things about blogging for me is reading other people's blogs and figuring out how I can steal their material without them noticing. Obviously, I'm kidding. I perfected the technique already and they don't suspect a thing. It involves liquor and Jedi mind tricks.
But every day, there are posts that make me laugh so much that I can't believe that these people aren't going to bill me. (That's an expression. I'm not paying you people a cent. Fucking capitalists.)
So now, for absolutely no charge, I am going to share the funniest things that I read this week.
You're welcome. And no, there is no way that you can ever repay me. Although if you could change your child/pet/beloved's name to Marinka, that would be a good start.
Disclaimer: I'm not listing everyone that I love and who makes me laugh because (a) it's Thursday night when I'm writing this and I want to watch The Office and Sarah Silverman and maybe say hello to my husband at some point; (b) I don't want to shoot my entire blog-love wad in one post. So, I'm holding back.
Heather of Queen of Shake-Shake is one of my most favorite bloggers ever and every time she comments on one of my posts, I sit a little straighter in my chair. So, I really appreciate her commenting early in the day, and not in the evenings when I'm slumped over with a glass of wine. She cracked me up this week with some of her google searches
. Which were awesome. I can't wait to read her book.
I am new to the Wild ARS Chase, but reading about how Andy met his ex's father
I became a fan for life.
on Life Just Keeps Getting Weirder made me laugh so much, I've been returning to it on a daily basis. I basically start laughing in anticipation as the page is loading.
The lovely Vodka Mom is teaching a classroom of patriots.
The only reason not to read June Cleaver Nirvana is if you're one of those freaks who hates happiness and laughter. I loved this post about her husband reading her blog
. Not that I'm bitter that mine refuses to read mine, or anything.
I know it's not polite to laugh at other people's fashion
sense, but what the hell, I'm shallow.
So, please check out these blogs and laugh. Because it's Friday, and you deserve it.