Hypothetical
If your friend John calls you on your cell phone over the weekend, while you're at your son's baseball game and you don't pick up because you are busy cheering or maybe gossiping with other moms, and then he calls again while you're on your way home, and you don't pick up because you are talking to your daughter about the book that she is reading, and then when you are at home, he calls the third time, and as you pick up, you hear him unleash a string of profanities the mildest one of which is "Where is that fucking whore?" because he knows that you'd get a kick out of it, what do you do?
Well, if you're me, you pretend that you're my daughter and say, "Uncle John, is that you?" because that totally scared the shit out of him and taught him a lesson.
Marinka: 1
John: 12,485
Well, if you're me, you pretend that you're my daughter and say, "Uncle John, is that you?" because that totally scared the shit out of him and taught him a lesson.
Marinka: 1
John: 12,485
posted by Marinka at
8:41 AM
33 Comments:
Oh that is priceless.
Hilarious. You're a fucking genius.
You won the battle but it seems that John is winning the war.
Hahahaha. That sounds fun.
I'm going to say "Where is that fucking whore/asshole?" everyone time I call someone just to give them the chance to pull a good line like that on me, then we can both laugh about it afterwards.
I'm going to start by calling my wife in just a minute.
EXCELLENT! So funny - wish we had a picture of his face when you did that.
You need to work on your score!
i have to agree with Belle, you need to get even!
And now the crown is yours to own!
Nicely done.
OMG - that's great!
How do you get people to call you nasty names? You won't believe this, but no one has ever called me any sort of derogatory name, at least to my face. The worst was "The Ice Queen". You all have to think of something nasty and appropriate to call me.....
I love how fast you think on your feet.
That is rich.
i'm guessing that by "cheering or maybe gossiping," you mean "drinking or maybe free-basing," and by "daughter" you mean "girlfriend", "book" = "man-slut", and "reading" = "blowing"?
bwahahahahaaaaa brilliant!!!!
I would love to hear about John's 12,485 comebacks!! Does he have a blog???!!!!!!!!!
And was his incessant ringing necessary? A dire emergency? "Big enough" to excuse the whore comment? LOL
Perfect!
Next time really DO have her answer it.
I love it.
I need to think quicker on my feet.
LOL
Good call :-) next time he'll call and be all unicorns and rainbows. Or maybe not ;-)
Very nice. I wouldn't be quick enough to think of that. My automatic response would be to yell back, "I'm right here, Nut Face!"
You are AWESOME. I never would have thought that quickly.
Hysterical!
Good thinking!
Ahhh, there's nothing like a few choice insults to let you know you are loved.
You should have gotten at least ten points for that one. Brilliant.
So when is John going to start a blog. Or can he do a guest post?
Update: My wife didn't understand the game.
AWESOME!!! That's just too funny1 I would've LOVED to see his face when you said that!
Nice, definitely a good one on the fly. Something I probably would have thought of after the fact.
Oh, you got him gooood!
You should've given yourself a tad bit more than a measly 1 for it.
That was pretty brilliant.
I'd hate to be near you on April Fools day.
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