Wednesday, October 15, 2008

My Vagina, My Saks Fifth Avenue Window

Every woman who has ever been on the verge of giving birth has wondered, "how will a human being pass through my vagina?" And so this week I looked at the Saks Fifth Avenue window display and wondered, "how did they get that Mercedes in there?"




No one understands how it happens, but yet, there it is. Because a Mercedes getting into the Saks window is a beautiful miracle. With state of the art engineering. Like a vagina.

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19 Comments:

Blogger Kylie w Warszawie said...

Keep those pics coming!

I've wondered similar things. When they have a car in the mall, I always figure they just drove it in there, but then I think of all the stuff they have to move and my head starts to hurt. It's like thinking about outer space.

October 15, 2008 at 6:25 AM  
Blogger daydreamymama said...

Wow, I thought I was the only one who wondered such things, and made such analogies! Vaginas are everywhere, if you only care to look.

October 15, 2008 at 6:26 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

Those crazy Germans! They think of everything!

October 15, 2008 at 8:14 AM  
Blogger Jess said...

That's really a good analogy. If you ever find out how they got that vehicle in the window, do share.

October 15, 2008 at 8:34 AM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

As long as I don't have to pass a Mercedes out my vagina, then yes it is a beautiful miracle.

October 15, 2008 at 10:11 AM  
Blogger Heinous said...

Well, I guess it's like a vagina...except for the potential for an episiotomy.

October 15, 2008 at 10:56 AM  
Blogger Insta-mom said...

I think you just wrote the next Mercedes commercial. Forget German engineering--it's all about the vaginal engineering.

October 15, 2008 at 11:18 AM  
Anonymous D said...

A miraculous feat, to be sure, but why's that pale lady wearing a cow?

October 15, 2008 at 1:07 PM  
Blogger Heather, Queen of Shake Shake said...

I could tell you how that Mercedes got in there, but then I'd have to show you my vagina and I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.

October 15, 2008 at 1:43 PM  
Blogger the mama bird diaries said...

I mentioned vaginas in my post today also. We are really on the same private parts wave length.

October 15, 2008 at 1:57 PM  
Blogger Maura said...

I kind of think you're the only person I know who could have come up with quite that comparison!

October 15, 2008 at 2:17 PM  
Blogger bernthis said...

F*# ing brilliant analogy. Laughed out loud.

October 15, 2008 at 4:15 PM  
Blogger Aunt Becky said...

Bwahahahaha!

October 15, 2008 at 5:25 PM  
Blogger Marinka said...

Thanks for the support, guys, and for not calling the looney bin! A friend of mine (hi, Sue!) said that they probably drove it up a ramp into the window, because taking the car through Saks' revolving doors would be really tough. Good point!

uh-oh. What's that knock on the door? And why are there men in white coats with restraints here?

October 15, 2008 at 7:53 PM  
Blogger Madge said...

yeah, but the mercedes probably has better resale value...

October 15, 2008 at 10:18 PM  
Blogger Mama Ginger Tree said...

Excellent analogy. I always wonder about stuff like that and the answer is always simple.

I had two c-sections so I still wonder how a baby can come out of a vagina.

October 15, 2008 at 11:37 PM  
Blogger Scary Mommy said...

I love this- that is too funny!!! Ah, the beautiful complexity of vaginas and window displays. ;)

October 16, 2008 at 9:54 AM  
Blogger Z said...

Awesome. And so true. I do wonder... About both!

October 16, 2008 at 10:28 AM  
Blogger anymommy said...

I actually think the vagina engineering could be better. Considering intended function, elasticity is not what it good be.

Laugh out loud analogy. What is up with the cow dress? Is that what they're wearing in Manhattan these days?

October 16, 2008 at 6:50 PM  

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