Prepare Yourself Emotionally

On Monday, I am doing a week-long series about a recent development in my life. I don't want to say too much, but it's something that's very exciting. No, it's not a book deal. No, not a modeling contract, although I totally get why you'd think that. Of course I'm not pregnant, and I totally don't understand why you'd ask that. Idiot.

But it's wonderful nonetheless, and I'm really enjoying writing about it. (You can't tell that I haven't started writing about it yet, right?)

It's not about Nicki. But it features some of your blog favorites--mama and Husbandrinka and John.

Oh, stop guessing. Just wait until Monday. Patience is a virtue, you know. Well, it's also the name of one of the New York Public Library Lions, but still.

Hi! I'm Patience! One of the lions that is outside of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue. Roar. ROAR. Haha, I learned that from my uncle, the MGM Lion. Bye! Come back on Monday to check out Marinka's post. It'll be fun, I'm not lion to you! ROAR.