Wednesday, August 6, 2008

An Announcement from My Son

Son (7 years old): I don't have buttocks.

Marinka (age unspecified): What do you mean?

Son: I don't have buttocks. Do you want to hear it again? I don't have buttocks.

Daughter (10 years old): That's stupid. And who cares?

Son: Buttocks are important. It's how your butt lives.

Daughter: Some people have their buttocks chopped off at birth.

Son: Why?

Daughter: Like by a devil nurse or something.

Marinka: glug, glug.

7 Comments:

Blogger Scary Mommy said...

LOL... or something!!

August 6, 2008 at 10:42 PM  
Anonymous See Jane Blog said...

Where do kids get these things? You can't make this stuff up.

August 6, 2008 at 11:55 PM  
Anonymous MomMega said...

How are you not cracking up all the time???

August 7, 2008 at 12:17 AM  
Blogger anymommy said...

A bonus post - fun! I've always loved the word buttocks. I didn't know they could be chopped off though, ouch.

Me: Glug, glug. Seriously, second glass down.

August 7, 2008 at 12:32 AM  
Blogger Z said...

I love your kids and the things they say. Seriously. This is what's missing from my life ;)

August 7, 2008 at 9:32 AM  
Anonymous Kath said...

I hope you're keeping a notebook filled with these for your book. You can't make this stuff up!!!

August 7, 2008 at 12:12 PM  
Blogger 180/360 said...

HAHA!! That's funny. I can only imagine what mine will come up with when they are a little older.

August 8, 2008 at 6:39 PM  

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