Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Guess What?

You know how some people say "guess what?" and you say, "what?" and they immediately tell you? What is that all about? Why don't they just come out and say what they want to say and spare you the foreplay? And does anyone ever bother guessing anymore?

"You won the lottery? No? Hmm, you impregnated Angelina Jolie? No? Am I at least close? Was I warmer with the lottery or with Angelina?"

In my opinion, the less prefacing the better. Which leads me to my question--guess what? Give up? Super duper give up and swear that I am the Queen of Guess What and you are the Vice Queen in Waiting with No Hope of Becoming Queen?

Anyway, since you give up, I'll tell you.

Today, I am guest blogging at Citizen of the Month. Come see me there! And don't be intimidated by my topic--I make it accessible! Click here! Why are you still reading this? Click!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

i guessed it!!! but i've already been over at neil's this morning.

August 5, 2008 at 6:42 AM  
Blogger Vodka Mom said...

ooooh - I am SO excited. ON MY WAY........

August 5, 2008 at 7:28 AM  
Blogger Tracey said...


August 5, 2008 at 7:56 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

Very cool! I'll go check it out!

August 5, 2008 at 8:20 AM  
Blogger wfbdoglover said...

WHOO HOOO Lucky you and such a new blogger as well... you move in the right circles gal.

August 5, 2008 at 9:20 AM  
Blogger CraftyMomOfFour said...

Citizen of the Month!!! WOW! What's next? Queen? Grand Marshall of the Rose Parade? I can't wait to find out....

August 5, 2008 at 9:50 AM  
Blogger Neil said...

What kind of guest are you? Don't you realize the whole idea of getting guest bloggers is so they do a mediocre job, so people are clamoring for me to come back. You're not supposed to be more entertaining than the host.

August 5, 2008 at 11:20 AM  
Blogger Rhea said...

I read and liked it. Congrats! I did the guest post yesterday.

August 5, 2008 at 11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Besides "Guess what" the kids frequently also do "Can I ask you a question?" I always want to say "No, not until you learn how to pick a good bottle of wine, uncork it, and pour a large glass for Mommy."

On my way to your other post now.

August 5, 2008 at 1:11 PM  
Blogger ALF said...

Congrats on the guest blogging!

Found your site from dooce - just wanted to say hi.

August 5, 2008 at 2:24 PM  
Anonymous MomMega said...

How cool! Yay! I'll click over right now...

August 5, 2008 at 3:48 PM  
Blogger binks said...

Oh man, I can barely breath! I laughed so hard I gave mself an asthma attack.

August 6, 2008 at 11:14 PM  

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