tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post8884663694482975946..comments2023-08-15T06:09:11.024-04:00Comments on Motherhood in NYC: Things I Would Say if I Were a Porn StarMarinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-20500141731207021392009-05-31T23:41:44.433-04:002009-05-31T23:41:44.433-04:00If there were some sex scenes in Ulysses, I might ...If there were some sex scenes in Ulysses, I might be more inclined to read it. By reading it, I mean skipping ahead directly to the sex scenes.<br /><br />Are there sex scenes in Ulysses? Hell, I wouldn't be able to read them over the porn soundtrack in my mind anyway.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-44893282841960459382009-05-31T19:22:22.001-04:002009-05-31T19:22:22.001-04:00HA! Now you can add.. "does this $100 bill s...HA! Now you can add.. "does this $100 bill smell like my ass crack?"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-65183192271233665932009-05-31T16:21:17.042-04:002009-05-31T16:21:17.042-04:00They act in porn movies? I thought they just did ...They act in porn movies? I thought they just did their thing - no acting involved. <br /><br />Do porn stars ever get nominated for Oscars and stuff? There are so many questions and I need answers.Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-16710911159781775222009-05-31T15:51:41.537-04:002009-05-31T15:51:41.537-04:00Beethoven? Are you kidding?
Just thought I'd war...Beethoven? Are you kidding?<br /><br />Just thought I'd warn that tomorrow's post also has porn star in the title, it's already scheduled (I'm not trying to steal your thunder, I'm planning to do that some other time...) but I figured I'd stop by and share a bonding moment...mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-46246950502393468032009-05-31T07:16:53.986-04:002009-05-31T07:16:53.986-04:00I'm confused. So you are NOT a porn star?I'm confused. So you are NOT a porn star?Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09544499105873976552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-57663756178773141692009-05-30T23:53:51.844-04:002009-05-30T23:53:51.844-04:00oh no! I had added my name to your list too!!oh no! I had added my name to your list too!!Roshnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01107573625336456428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-42994770956327400772009-05-30T22:31:04.709-04:002009-05-30T22:31:04.709-04:00too funny!too funny!WarriorHeartGypsySoulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01676324553831509065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-55919313580334698942009-05-30T22:14:06.798-04:002009-05-30T22:14:06.798-04:00Er, how to DO stuff...Er, how to DO stuff...Jennifer Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239563357592230711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-61497072320394096022009-05-30T22:12:14.762-04:002009-05-30T22:12:14.762-04:00If you can say all those things and still be a sta...If you can say all those things and <I>still</I> be a star, you know how to stuff that most of us don't.Jennifer Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239563357592230711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-82624459404926277382009-05-30T20:49:59.294-04:002009-05-30T20:49:59.294-04:00Ulysses is that really big, huge, long, thick one ...Ulysses is that really big, huge, long, thick one right?Everyday Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486528297252417282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-61230405817995747882009-05-30T20:47:42.927-04:002009-05-30T20:47:42.927-04:00Wait, could I just brush my teeth first?Wait, could I just brush my teeth first?Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-89530673807997995482009-05-30T20:19:41.355-04:002009-05-30T20:19:41.355-04:00You had to go and mention Ulysses, didn't you....You had to go and mention Ulysses, didn't you....♥ Brajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-74565516679651204532009-05-30T17:58:46.075-04:002009-05-30T17:58:46.075-04:00I'm at this point in life where if I were in a por...I'm at this point in life where if I were in a porn film I'd just fall asleep halfway through.<br /><br />Unless the plumber was *that* good with the sink! Then I'd make him pancakes or something.I'm Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04016479863936863844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-26455034206791402322009-05-30T16:07:53.892-04:002009-05-30T16:07:53.892-04:00Porn is ALWAYS better than James Joyce.Porn is ALWAYS better than James Joyce.Aunt Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146687582842259611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-80890516703835720452009-05-30T14:11:34.471-04:002009-05-30T14:11:34.471-04:00How about ...
"Get your hand outta there!"Heading...How about ...<br /><br /><I>"Get your hand outta there!"</I>Heading to the in-laws in a bit. I'll try to use PORN in a sentence without getting funny looks.*Akilah Sakai*https://www.blogger.com/profile/04916459493624762479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-91679964801314131532009-05-30T13:58:33.546-04:002009-05-30T13:58:33.546-04:00Oh good God. Porn.Oh good God. Porn.Pseudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-90424859332320801032009-05-30T13:57:59.667-04:002009-05-30T13:57:59.667-04:00I just returned my copy of Ulysses to the library,...I just returned my copy of Ulysses to the library, unfinished. It won.<br /><br />Maybe I'll check out some prorn instead...Pseudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.com