tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post7984290373733601158..comments2023-08-15T06:09:11.024-04:00Comments on Motherhood in NYC: I'm Worried About My Ass. Where "Ass" is Code for "Being Fat"Marinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-24143127190993395502009-07-02T15:13:24.154-04:002009-07-02T15:13:24.154-04:00Shit, you mean that the Obama Administration is NO...Shit, you mean that the Obama Administration is NOT going to make me miraculously lose weight? WTF? That was the only reason I voted! Well that and I wouldn't have to pay my mortgage or my bills ever again....... ;)Lizahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11963871257218573078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-48362617717365724482009-06-30T16:04:45.910-04:002009-06-30T16:04:45.910-04:00great, you have four breasts and mine two together...great, you have four breasts and mine two together barely make up one...bernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-89661952815227500872009-06-29T08:59:40.275-04:002009-06-29T08:59:40.275-04:00I totally blame age. I managed to gain very little...I totally blame age. I managed to gain very little weight during my pregnancy, then proceeded to move here after Stella was born and gain so much weight I weigh more now than when I was 9 months pregnant.Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13920820564549246339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-45788999667401109192009-06-29T08:52:55.076-04:002009-06-29T08:52:55.076-04:00I won't do the push-ups on the 30 day Shred b/...I won't do the push-ups on the 30 day Shred b/c I don't want to have those ugly man boobs you see on women. <br /><br />Also? I voted for #22 in the Bewbfest. You should too!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04455637064686856773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-79680687516755744122009-06-29T00:50:13.954-04:002009-06-29T00:50:13.954-04:00I thought we had kids so that they would zip up ou...I thought we had kids so that they would zip up our dresses. What else are they good for?Pop and Icehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09293232401852452071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-75321729380348516742009-06-28T17:56:45.189-04:002009-06-28T17:56:45.189-04:00lololol thanks for sending me the link to this! I...lololol thanks for sending me the link to this! I can totally identify with this and you're hilarious. And I would love to meet your parents one day. (LorenzosLoofah)LouisianaSusanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08449388671629548297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-40791904260586686222009-06-28T12:38:06.698-04:002009-06-28T12:38:06.698-04:00I'm so disappointed. I thought the gentle par...I'm so disappointed. I thought the gentle parental guilt urgings about weight ended when you went to college, or got married, or moved to a different city to live on your own. Apparently they continue well into your child-bearing years. I'm so excited for my future. Tell your Papa my dad says hi from the land of Deep Concern. I'm pretty sure they have a timeshare there.Vickihttp://vickiboykis.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-39775285833374782562009-06-28T10:56:26.401-04:002009-06-28T10:56:26.401-04:00So since I started work in April I've gained 4...So since I started work in April I've gained 4lb, WTF!<br /><br />I need the name of the person that can lose weight for me.2 Brits, 2 Yanks, 2 Dogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407901798421787299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-89977473127294491582009-06-28T10:32:06.264-04:002009-06-28T10:32:06.264-04:00By far one of your funniest posts. I think I'v...By far one of your funniest posts. I think I've heard about people who lose weight for you...but it's not approved in the U.S. yet. You'd have to go to Europe to have it done. Or maybe it is approved here, but cheaper in Canada? You'll have to Google it...Kate Coveny Hoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18006589284938683965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-5861347840638319672009-06-27T21:39:31.256-04:002009-06-27T21:39:31.256-04:00Just wait until you grow a pair of bingo wings lar...Just wait until you grow a pair of bingo wings large enough to provide the glide ratio for a 747. The only thing worse for the mature body than exercising is having to look in the mirror if you don't.Jeanne Estridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096521122802823385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-57136294921820288962009-06-27T19:19:56.725-04:002009-06-27T19:19:56.725-04:00Marinka,
You are a very brave woman.
I forgot to...Marinka,<br /><br />You are a very brave woman.<br /><br />I forgot to say that yesterday.<br /><br />Your bewb-fest photo ROCKS. I didn't realize you are still nursing!Ann Imighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01383249597505013239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-1049715597558966682009-06-27T16:51:16.056-04:002009-06-27T16:51:16.056-04:00If you find someone to hire to lose weight for you...If you find someone to hire to lose weight for you, can I have their number?anymommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-89982579848067910482009-06-27T15:22:01.546-04:002009-06-27T15:22:01.546-04:00Zippers are the sign of Satan.
Didn't anyone ...Zippers are the sign of Satan.<br /><br />Didn't anyone tell you that?Charmainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17949679256019432906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-4292894278243945232009-06-27T15:04:21.467-04:002009-06-27T15:04:21.467-04:00Quadruple boobies = 4 times the pleasure.Quadruple boobies = 4 times the pleasure.Aunt Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146687582842259611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-53565236439642804272009-06-27T13:23:21.669-04:002009-06-27T13:23:21.669-04:00Quite honestly, I think you should consider that t...Quite honestly, I think you should consider that those weights did you a favor in buffing you out like that. Otherwise you might have worn LAST SUMMER's SUNDRESS STYLE to a party this summer because you *know* that a sundress on sale in January is not a sassy cheap preview of styles to come in July. I really think you have dodged a bullet here.MommyTimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12860003098383600806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-14653847639841719922009-06-27T13:19:35.069-04:002009-06-27T13:19:35.069-04:00Oh man, if only it was possible to hire someone to...Oh man, if only it was possible to hire someone to lose someone else's weight. <br /><br />How about giving cardio a try? Nevermind, forget that. Just drink a glass of red wine every day and occasionally take the stairs. I think you'll be fine.p-huonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05594758774588845690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-76151046403622530022009-06-27T12:37:12.025-04:002009-06-27T12:37:12.025-04:00Better not start with the leg weights; that could ...Better not start with the leg weights; that could be scary.Maureen at IslandRoarhttp://www.islandroar.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-84981896501622148132009-06-27T12:35:26.436-04:002009-06-27T12:35:26.436-04:00He ate the Lindburgh baby??? Where do you come up...He ate the Lindburgh baby??? Where do you come up with this stuff my friend???Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14804873736204504475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-8421944384075627752009-06-27T12:27:13.098-04:002009-06-27T12:27:13.098-04:00Weight lifting has definitely been known to cause ...Weight lifting has definitely been known to cause quadruple boobs.Andrea's Sweet Lifehttp://blog.sweetlifesite.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-79385405831756746642009-06-27T12:15:46.032-04:002009-06-27T12:15:46.032-04:00It is so sad what our clothing does to us! But you...It is so sad what our clothing does to us! But your post made me smile. And I agree, I'm all for the person I can pay to drop the poundage for me. Just send me his/her name AS soon as you find it!Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06972798018825603047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-17977393849553935812009-06-27T11:30:57.347-04:002009-06-27T11:30:57.347-04:00Your first paragraph totally had me - "so muc...Your first paragraph totally had me - "so much for change" indeed.<br /><br />Let me know when you find that person who will lose the weight for you. I need him/her, too.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02362687820368214420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-8221370779882199142009-06-27T10:59:14.742-04:002009-06-27T10:59:14.742-04:00I hate it when that happens. You should invest per...I hate it when that happens. You should invest perhaps in smaller weights, baby steps, you don't want to go from square one to square ten, I think there are 1/2lb weights out there that you can start out with. Don't rush, you don't want to aggravate that cracked ribTMCPhotohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00507659700870917548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-18641921402917787152009-06-27T10:22:10.808-04:002009-06-27T10:22:10.808-04:00Let me know who you hire to lose the weight for yo...Let me know who you hire to lose the weight for you. Maybe we can get a group discount.blognuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161713516407124717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-33397142900758667872009-06-27T10:14:55.944-04:002009-06-27T10:14:55.944-04:00This whole losing weight thing is overrated. If I ...This whole losing weight thing is overrated. If I went back to my old "ideal" size then I would have to walk around wearing clothes from 2004 and nobody wants to do that do they? I am sure people would laugh and point. <br />So much better to maintain the status quo. At least, that's what I tell myself.Sophie, Inzaburbshttp://www.inzaburbs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-45646104593157207772009-06-27T10:09:44.891-04:002009-06-27T10:09:44.891-04:00Ohh I feel your pain - its seems clothes can shrin...Ohh I feel your pain - its seems clothes can shrink don't they? It was the weights they bulked up your arms and chest...This blog is in the same line as Heather's with the boobs and not fitting into your shirts...Its all a conspiracy that clothes are not meant to fit us whether it be jeans, bras, or dresses. Want exercise? Get a dog to go along with Nikki and run around trying to keep them separated and not killing each other - it works for me!Jenniferhttp://jenniferlivinglife.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.com