tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post4024403675322334274..comments2023-08-15T06:09:11.024-04:00Comments on Motherhood in NYC: ARE YOU HUNG OVER?Marinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-56295795818232529362009-01-09T18:31:00.000-05:002009-01-09T18:31:00.000-05:00that episode totally made me think, "now THAT is a...that episode totally made me think, "now THAT is a fantastic idea! THAT'S how to take the edge off on a <I>I want to drown my children in the washing machine</I> day." CSI is always good like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-60371337017224319352009-01-05T13:23:00.000-05:002009-01-05T13:23:00.000-05:00A lady from my hometown killed her husband via vod...A lady from my hometown killed her husband via vodka enema, so I'm assuming this works, but isn't the best way to go...better to go around tasting all the various mixed drinks and just finding one worth drinking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-82438548270187925882009-01-04T21:23:00.000-05:002009-01-04T21:23:00.000-05:00Would you let me know if it works with gin and ton...Would you let me know if it works with gin and tonic? Maybe I could take my barley greens this way? Apparently one never gets enough of that stuff, especially not if one prefers a gin and tonic!Fidahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17870521870676612316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-46712453524375732432009-01-04T18:15:00.000-05:002009-01-04T18:15:00.000-05:00Okay--trying really hard not to LOL b/c I do NOT w...Okay--trying really hard not to LOL b/c I do NOT want to have to explain THIS one to my son! Need to rewatch that episode. . . .The Book Dragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04054838262402797636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-25202811213445759442009-01-04T02:16:00.000-05:002009-01-04T02:16:00.000-05:00Okay, I'm a nurse, we're at work and trying to smo...Okay, I'm a nurse, we're at work and trying to smother giggles so we don't wake the patients. <BR/><BR/>But the question was brought up about how much will the tampons hold? Do the nighttime extra-absorbent hold more than the teenybopper practice ones? <BR/><BR/>And if you're hiding the fact that you're a tipsy tamponer, do you use Summer's Eve instead of breath mints?Stephanie Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01613883248899266708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-6178654311273668352009-01-03T20:15:00.000-05:002009-01-03T20:15:00.000-05:00I have no words.I have no words.The Spicershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08667011381331956751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-83582049481523961842009-01-02T22:25:00.000-05:002009-01-02T22:25:00.000-05:00Ok this is the first post I've ever read, anywhere...Ok this is the first post I've ever read, anywhere, where the comments are just as funny as the post.<BR/>You run with some great company M.Pamelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00152926917833698943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-89020853305108808782009-01-02T20:06:00.000-05:002009-01-02T20:06:00.000-05:00Clarification!This woman was missing a uterus! And...Clarification!<BR/><BR/>This woman was missing a uterus! And she had a totally clean tampon inserted. They even did this awkward demonstration where a woman science expert explained to a male science expert how to get the vodka on without taking the entire tampon out of the container. <BR/><BR/>Seriously, it seemed very labor-intensive.Marinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-68164756645202508002009-01-02T15:39:00.000-05:002009-01-02T15:39:00.000-05:00I just don't get it. Tampon, missing lady parts - ...I just don't get it. Tampon, missing lady parts - what lady parts? Breasts? labia majoria or minora, uterus? Tampons soaked in vodka. This is the most unusual post and I am more confused than ever.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634096295956313230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-89447040093330261502009-01-02T13:48:00.000-05:002009-01-02T13:48:00.000-05:00That is the craziest thing ever. And now I'm super...That is the craziest thing ever. And now I'm super excited for my next period.the mama bird diarieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04248352454666306821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-43054359808162441302009-01-02T13:28:00.000-05:002009-01-02T13:28:00.000-05:00Maybe that is why Always is telling us to have a "...Maybe that is why Always is telling us to have a "happy period." But, they are pads. Would it work with pads? I would venture to say it would be a bit messy.Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10128900022470769935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-55381719812451265272009-01-02T13:16:00.000-05:002009-01-02T13:16:00.000-05:00So I'm reading this entry and thinking this sounds...So I'm reading this entry and thinking <I>this sounds SO familiar</I> and sure enough! It's the only CSI episode I've ever seen! And the woman sans "lady parts" is what's-her-face from Married With Children!<BR/><BR/>Just think of all the calories you'd save!<BR/><BR/>And I'm picturing a future bar where the tampon string is very, very long so the bartender would know you already had a "drink" and didn't need to offer you another...I'm Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04016479863936863844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-75534722350441013372009-01-02T12:37:00.000-05:002009-01-02T12:37:00.000-05:00I've heard on the radio that this is a problem in ...I've heard on the radio that this is a problem in emergency rooms. They also have a problem with guys doing beer bongs rectally.<BR/><BR/>The problem is that the alcohol goes right to the liver, and induces alcohol poisoning. <BR/><BR/>Why anyone would try this, I'm clueless. You gotta have one huge problem for even considering it IMO.Maddness of Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03593468374316318014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-26139990897742395772009-01-02T11:13:00.000-05:002009-01-02T11:13:00.000-05:00Unfortunately, I think those shows often pull thei...Unfortunately, I think those shows often pull their storylines from the news and real court cases. That's why I weatch them, because I forget to watch the news.Pseudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-48511150302707221672009-01-02T10:40:00.000-05:002009-01-02T10:40:00.000-05:00Is there a male equivalent? Can I get drunk by ins...Is there a male equivalent? Can I get drunk by inserting something in my body? Wait, on second thought, let's not do that.Andy - Instafather https://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-15434068250790461652009-01-02T10:19:00.000-05:002009-01-02T10:19:00.000-05:00Whaaaat?! That's insane! They probably learned i...Whaaaat?! That's insane! They probably learned it from some teenager who didn't want to get busted with booze on her breath.Momo Falihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735425888226178189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-84198754407601232342009-01-02T07:54:00.000-05:002009-01-02T07:54:00.000-05:00oh sweet baby jesus. PROMISE me when I start askin...oh sweet baby jesus. PROMISE me when I start asking for tampons (remember the hysterectomy...) that you IMMEDIATELY schedule an intervention. (don't forget the wine and cheese with that.)Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-3519133176921401842009-01-01T22:08:00.000-05:002009-01-01T22:08:00.000-05:00What I want to know is: whose idea was this is the...What I want to know is: whose idea was this is the first place?MommyTimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12860003098383600806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-30109973263211887772009-01-01T21:21:00.000-05:002009-01-01T21:21:00.000-05:00This made me laugh out loud. Actually, the first l...This made me laugh out loud. Actually, the first line of this post did. I am just that petty that sometimes, yes, my life does seem better because I have lady parts. Wait, that's not right.<BR/><BR/>Also, have you ever noticed on those CSI shows that they talk outloud a lot about what they are doing. Now, if someone did this to me in the workplace after 10 years on the job, I would probably punch them in the neck.steenky beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07570171606663745423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-87685202441659688542009-01-01T21:13:00.000-05:002009-01-01T21:13:00.000-05:00I love that episode. I watch CSI and Law & Ord...I love that episode. I watch CSI and Law & Order constantly, which explains why I always think I'm about to get murdered. Or arrested.WendyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00985099019783464580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-60847351255609546282009-01-01T20:57:00.000-05:002009-01-01T20:57:00.000-05:00wait... if she's soaking the tampons in vodka, wou...wait... if she's soaking the tampons in vodka, wouldn't they expand and be hard to insert? would she take the tampons out of the plastic/cardboard thingie? this totally wouldn't work. she probably did it in the butt.Yohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14515522021380382847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-1043790661373274342009-01-01T20:49:00.000-05:002009-01-01T20:49:00.000-05:00THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL YEAR!!!THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL YEAR!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-45039850797561111952009-01-01T20:47:00.000-05:002009-01-01T20:47:00.000-05:00O. M... G... apparently this is an actual trend....O. M... G... apparently this is an actual trend. "'Nother round?" "No, I have to get up in the morning...maybe just a pantyliner".Sue Wilkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06611804749003805841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-46010480220569455072009-01-01T20:05:00.000-05:002009-01-01T20:05:00.000-05:00Wow, that gives multi-tasking a whole new definiti...Wow, that gives multi-tasking a whole new definition.musingwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11112230052732661921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-34151894270753703862009-01-01T19:41:00.000-05:002009-01-01T19:41:00.000-05:00I actually saw that CSI and was like, "Huh?" That...I actually saw that CSI and was like, "Huh?" That is about when I gave up on that show and turned to House (so far no vagina-alcoholics on that one). And I think that would take all the fun out of my drinking..I mean, where would I put the extra olives from my porn-star-filthy martini?Templehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05014978197376226632noreply@blogger.com