tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post2599634692060852082..comments2023-08-15T06:09:11.024-04:00Comments on Motherhood in NYC: Your MajestyMarinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-83789120246787885842009-05-21T17:43:21.237-04:002009-05-21T17:43:21.237-04:00Preaching to the choir, Marinka. I had conversatio...Preaching to the choir, Marinka. I had conversations with my mom about this. They would go more or less like this:<br />Me: I really was meant to be a princess.<br />Dad: But you are! You are our princess.<br />Mom: Sure. princess, go wash the dishes.<br />Me: No, seriously, I was born to be rich.<br />Mom: Who wasn't??<br /><br />So as you see, this didn't go anywhere. We are a really misunderstood race, us should-have-been-royals.Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13920820564549246339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-67373585514011993212009-05-21T14:50:57.822-04:002009-05-21T14:50:57.822-04:00I've been wondering if it's too late to become a h...I've been wondering if it's too late to become a heiress.Aunt Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146687582842259611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-44097739101231170112009-05-20T23:29:06.598-04:002009-05-20T23:29:06.598-04:00I am sitting in my husband's family's beach house ...I am sitting in my husband's family's beach house and nearly fell off my bar stool chuckling at that second sentence. (Too Much Wine.) <br /><br />Ditto: Mo Stoneskin is lying: he loves nudist royal perverts.<br /><br />Long Live HRH Queen Marinka.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14258405168792203613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-7521500945277935742009-05-20T23:19:21.687-04:002009-05-20T23:19:21.687-04:00My thoughts on this?
Screw the depression log a...My thoughts on this? <br /><br />Screw the depression log and just ask for the happy pills.<br /> <br />Let me know if they work.blognuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161713516407124717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-61706155087428820562009-05-20T22:53:08.546-04:002009-05-20T22:53:08.546-04:00I have nothing clever, I just thought that was dam...I have nothing clever, I just thought that was damn funny.<br /><br />Oh, my ancestors are from Budapest and when I visited, I found a life size royal portrait of a girl that looked exactly like me. My ancestors screwed everything up too, apparently. And M's damn ancestors came over on the Mayflower or something. Why did they not buy land in Manhattan?? Or at least Alexandria?anymommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-81746829872963225752009-05-20T21:45:14.837-04:002009-05-20T21:45:14.837-04:00PS - the google ads at the bottom are divine:
1. ...PS - the google ads at the bottom are divine: <br />1. Noble Titles for Sale<br />2. See Royal Crown Jewels<br />3. Top Depression Treatments<br />and, my favorite,<br />4. All Natural LaxativeMagpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-48102947037286686762009-05-20T21:44:08.148-04:002009-05-20T21:44:08.148-04:00Maybe you need to marry royalty.Maybe you need to marry royalty.Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-32569198101081896272009-05-20T21:30:24.855-04:002009-05-20T21:30:24.855-04:00I am so disappointed to find out that you think th...I am so disappointed to find out that you think that nudists are perverts. How dare you and your non-royal self judge! <br /><br />;) Perversity aside, I think that all fair-skinned people (like myself) should not be allowed to be nudists. If you were a royal, you could outlaw it. :)Amy Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15137265140715548518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-14142107964363764262009-05-20T19:52:01.822-04:002009-05-20T19:52:01.822-04:00My insurance company mails me psychiatric drugs ev...My insurance company mails me psychiatric drugs every 30 days. <br /><br />Clearly I'm already royalty.<br /><br />xoxo, SGShallowGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05315514695390459591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-67894939715240791852009-05-20T13:44:18.179-04:002009-05-20T13:44:18.179-04:00Would it be weird if you just declared yourself ro...Would it be weird if you just declared yourself royalty and started going to bed with a tiara and demanding that your family - I mean servants - attend to your every whim?Carolyn...Onlinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627167557544033888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-55359115676392731532009-05-20T10:41:26.195-04:002009-05-20T10:41:26.195-04:00i'm still stuck on the fact that if you tell your ...i'm still stuck on the fact that if you tell your doctors you're depressed, you get extra homework. like you don't have enough to do? i'm keeping my mouth shut.peajayenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-67189939305693003622009-05-20T09:56:45.833-04:002009-05-20T09:56:45.833-04:00I labeled myself "Queen" in 12th grade and the "ti...I labeled myself "Queen" in 12th grade and the "title" has stuck ever since, at least with my teasing family. So why is it that I had to stop in the middle of reading your blog and go wipe my 3yr old's butt???<br /><br />No one takes my royalty seriously.Desireehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01928532557412782871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-77924063037307443652009-05-20T08:59:35.782-04:002009-05-20T08:59:35.782-04:00Oh my goodness get out of my head with your though...Oh my goodness get out of my head with your thoughts on making small talk with other parents. Pure torture I tell you!Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973125452842612070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-3016921916438961202009-05-20T08:28:49.285-04:002009-05-20T08:28:49.285-04:00I'd be happy with just really, really, REALLY rich...I'd be happy with just really, really, REALLY rich (although I'll admit a tiara could kind of grow on me.) I think you could buy all the perks of royalty with lots and lots of $$. :)Christyhttp://whatchristywrites.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-85190370977726052562009-05-20T08:13:12.083-04:002009-05-20T08:13:12.083-04:00Why am I now worried that in 10 years, you'll be p...Why am I now worried that in 10 years, you'll be pushing a shopping cart around lower Manhattan while wearing a Burger King crown and calling yourself "Queen Nicki?"LTYMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13159310767768024662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-9738291359705642662009-05-20T07:08:19.092-04:002009-05-20T07:08:19.092-04:00So you are basically saying that this journal was ...So you are basically saying that this journal was actually depressive in itself? I question why I'm not royalty all of the time, but my hubby quickly reminds me that I am more of a dictator. How sweet.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08789125589739890894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-19018940562961498292009-05-20T06:33:08.088-04:002009-05-20T06:33:08.088-04:00I totally need to be royalty, too. Ancestors? You ...I totally need to be royalty, too. Ancestors? You hear that??? You're on notice. Should have passed down some more crowns and sceptors! Hmph.Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07607474600318564658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-66391413221625276232009-05-20T05:58:49.424-04:002009-05-20T05:58:49.424-04:00I often have similar thoughts...I often have similar thoughts...LadyFihttp://ladyfi.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-54270616771526575642009-05-20T02:24:42.658-04:002009-05-20T02:24:42.658-04:00I'm still ROTFL at your constipation remark!!I'm still ROTFL at your constipation remark!!Roshnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01107573625336456428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-9681072474721370762009-05-20T01:56:10.120-04:002009-05-20T01:56:10.120-04:00I often think the same thing, that life was easier...I often think the same thing, that life was easier in the 1800s or something when I was a Rajasthani queen with truckoads of servants and yes I know trucks weren't invented but maybe I was forward thinking?<br /><br />Mo Stoneskin is lying: he loves nudist royal perverts.♥ Brajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-59992002303006169432009-05-20T01:06:11.924-04:002009-05-20T01:06:11.924-04:00Long live Queen Marinka.Long live Queen Marinka.Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259169109945001406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-65547039454578720652009-05-20T00:58:12.411-04:002009-05-20T00:58:12.411-04:00I'm glad that we've cleared things up, that you're...I'm glad that we've cleared things up, that you're not some kind of nudist royal pervert. I tell myself something similar every day...mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-59880528772794099462009-05-20T00:55:29.147-04:002009-05-20T00:55:29.147-04:00I keep asking myself why I am married to a descend...I keep asking myself why I am married to a descendant of minor Scottish royalty, yet I can't even get someone to clean my stinkin' house for me.<br /><br />Maybe you can get hold of a time machine one day, go back and tell them of the plot to kill them all, and then let them know about a beautiful girl from your lineage that would make a fantastic bearer of royal sons. Seriously.<br /><br />I bet you'd come out rather homely, though. The Romanovs weren't the prettiest royals...Prisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16121457750712212772noreply@blogger.com