tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post6387456024729103496..comments2023-08-15T06:09:11.024-04:00Comments on Motherhood in NYC: A Call From MamaMarinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-19124048092746199332009-09-26T10:11:14.063-04:002009-09-26T10:11:14.063-04:00i love fun with mama and papa. those are my favour...i love fun with mama and papa. those are my favourites. hilarious.kristinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04160318514452931759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-50974965214367393382009-09-24T20:39:00.076-04:002009-09-24T20:39:00.076-04:00Do you know this saying: "An Apple a day hel...Do you know this saying: "An Apple a day helps keep the doctor away"(?) It is either completely appropriate or utterly inappropriate in this context. (However, Apple is not usually capitalized in the saying, obviously.)Miss Cavendishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17461488799928956875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-74213933741264849192009-09-24T20:08:25.141-04:002009-09-24T20:08:25.141-04:00Oh my goodness, I love the interactions with you a...Oh my goodness, I love the interactions with you and your mother. That was priceless. Your comedic timing is so fantastic, I jussa LUV ya!!!SweetPeaSurryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17193034370248526025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-38832727219951047032009-09-24T02:23:38.930-04:002009-09-24T02:23:38.930-04:00I guess Wendi knows that I'm saving all my pla...I guess Wendi knows that I'm saving all my platelets for when George Clooney needs mebernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-72823093696415836462009-09-23T23:30:52.532-04:002009-09-23T23:30:52.532-04:00Wendi is so generous to offer my blood platelets. ...Wendi is so generous to offer my blood platelets. And she mentioned that she's willing to put you up at the Soho Grand for a few weeks so that you can recover in peace and luxury. Oh, and room service is on her too.the mama bird diarieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04248352454666306821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-20793852857304174652009-09-23T22:41:18.548-04:002009-09-23T22:41:18.548-04:00You clearly have no real desire to help yourself s...You clearly have no real desire to help yourself since you shunned my offer of blood for your transfusion. Hmpf!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08949898002784637260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-81175838856517734982009-09-23T21:37:26.366-04:002009-09-23T21:37:26.366-04:00What? You didn't get me sending you all those...What? You didn't get me sending you all those telepathic get well wishes? <br /><br />Your receiver must be jammed. Try opening a window.blognuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161713516407124717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-15854422371264695732009-09-23T21:35:19.456-04:002009-09-23T21:35:19.456-04:00Also, I have been laughing out loud for a while no...Also, I have been laughing out loud for a while now at Heather's comment, which honestly deserves a prize of some sort.MommyTimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12860003098383600806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-19893278380242302412009-09-23T21:32:42.779-04:002009-09-23T21:32:42.779-04:00Are you STILL sick from that horrific disease that...Are you STILL sick from that horrific disease that led to the Entenmann's debacle? Because if you are, I say it's about time to ditch the fresh air cure and go see a doctor. But if it's another sickness, I have to admit that I haven't been paying enough attention because I didn't get that memo. Perhaps you should text me next time. I make excellent matzo ball soup, which is my prescription for all things illness.MommyTimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12860003098383600806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-20912716671199497112009-09-23T21:28:18.233-04:002009-09-23T21:28:18.233-04:00My New York Italian mother-in-law always tells me ...My New York Italian mother-in-law always tells me that "the Jews believe in fresh air". Like it's a spiritual practice or something. I guess the Russians do too. She, however, would recommend the hermetic sealing, and spraying everything in the house with Lysol.gretchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00952840544630534206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-65014667687115004802009-09-23T21:19:14.697-04:002009-09-23T21:19:14.697-04:00i think what's really going on here is:
a. you...i think what's really going on here is:<br />a. you're clearly allergic to nicki.<br />and<br />b. mama is hinting that she wants you to buy her a tivo.peajayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02478994172497723040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-48652850781587333772009-09-23T21:00:47.793-04:002009-09-23T21:00:47.793-04:00Will a "poor baby" help at all?
Poor ba...Will a "poor baby" help at all?<br /><br />Poor baby....Jeanne Estridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096521122802823385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-33206121890408326252009-09-23T18:41:39.211-04:002009-09-23T18:41:39.211-04:00One of those super models named their daughter Cle...One of those super models named their daughter Clementine. Maybe because they can't eat, they have to give their kids food names?Issahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11309906249557761472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-60195258865675228572009-09-23T14:19:00.913-04:002009-09-23T14:19:00.913-04:00I reached into my bag of chocolate-covered dried c...I reached into my bag of chocolate-covered dried cherries; I'd thought there were more but they were ALL GONE. I have taken that pointless sadness and channeled it to feeling sad about your citrus allergy or whatever. I may have omitted an L in channeled, though, so if it doesn't work, that's the problem.Swistlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13126937282657655091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-30263282042548664982009-09-23T12:25:53.752-04:002009-09-23T12:25:53.752-04:00I learned long ago to never argue with a Russian w...I learned long ago to never argue with a Russian woman, or any woman for that matter. You can't win.<br /><br />That is why I teach my kids to nod, smile and then do it anyway.<br /><br />Feel better.Jack Steinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-83728417071817864022009-09-23T12:25:09.933-04:002009-09-23T12:25:09.933-04:00If you die, can I have your collected US Weekly ed...If you die, can I have your collected US Weekly editions? But not the ones with Gosselin on the cover; I do have my standards.Wendihttp://www.wendiaarons.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-7023527169665098502009-09-23T11:53:09.015-04:002009-09-23T11:53:09.015-04:00Wendi, Kelcey and Marinka. Now there's a coffe...Wendi, Kelcey and Marinka. Now there's a coffee date I want to eavesdrop on. Or have a transcription of.Mwahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00954216492730746581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-59615928202380956222009-09-23T11:44:21.529-04:002009-09-23T11:44:21.529-04:00I sincerely love your blog so much, it never fails...I sincerely love your blog so much, it never fails to make me laugh (or at least chuckle). <br />Feel better!Josefinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04331025054267405589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-47007149617125421932009-09-23T11:25:47.078-04:002009-09-23T11:25:47.078-04:00I tried to send constant telepathic messages to yo...I tried to send constant telepathic messages to you but the voices in your head kept hanging up on me.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04455637064686856773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-30228600920577219032009-09-23T11:16:44.092-04:002009-09-23T11:16:44.092-04:00Your mom is the best. You feel miserable but her p...Your mom is the best. You feel miserable but her phone call is so damn funny you must feel better for at least a few minutes.*Akilah Sakai*https://www.blogger.com/profile/04916459493624762479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-21116540577281647682009-09-23T10:20:01.025-04:002009-09-23T10:20:01.025-04:00I hate it when I tell a funny story and people tel...I hate it when I tell a funny story and people tell me they "pee'd a little" because that's just gross. I don't want to know about their incontinence problems. <br /><br />So when I tell you I pee'd a little with this post - you can be sure it was really funny.Maddness of Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03593468374316318014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-694664781935941042009-09-23T09:38:47.777-04:002009-09-23T09:38:47.777-04:00But you're forgetting all about Moses. Where&#...But you're forgetting all about Moses. Where's the love for Moses?!<br /><br />Hope you feel better soon.C @ Kid Thingshttp://kidthings.net/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-23001333955073088762009-09-23T09:22:57.639-04:002009-09-23T09:22:57.639-04:00USweekly scholar? I'm on the floor laughing Ma...USweekly scholar? I'm on the floor laughing Marinka.<br /><br />I was going to send you an email but realized you have 8345 emails in your inbox.OHmommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12712111068636100187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-21925127028711636652009-09-23T09:03:26.881-04:002009-09-23T09:03:26.881-04:00Oh, Hunny!!! I'd be right there to nurse you t...Oh, Hunny!!! I'd be right there to nurse you thru this but I live all the way down here in FL...if you get sick this March, I'll be there to get you better! Fingers crossed! Get better! I'm coming up there in a fe months and would LOVE to meet you! Maybe...coming up there, not meeting you - I can't wait to do that...ok, I'm going now. niki is giving me the stink eye...CSYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15877482429057328244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-21512418584592630002009-09-23T08:38:31.233-04:002009-09-23T08:38:31.233-04:00Thank you for not letting your germs out.Thank you for not letting your germs out.Gone, long gone.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06643107678702209552noreply@blogger.com