tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post4266473653609485541..comments2023-08-15T06:09:11.024-04:00Comments on Motherhood in NYC: MammograminkaMarinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-19225839481381277822009-01-17T21:17:00.000-05:002009-01-17T21:17:00.000-05:00I refuse to do this, I refuse. I don't care ... re...I refuse to do this, I refuse. I don't care ... really ... if my entire upper torso falls off, I am NOT NOT NOT putting my lovely perky mams into that mam stretching squishing machine. It's not happenin' ... No way no how!<BR/><BR/>They'd better start getting their arses inventin' if they want to film my girls baby!!! That's right boys ... back to the freakin' drawing board ... or I'm putting your boys on the block!!! <BR/><BR/>I know they're important, and maybe when I'm forty I'll change my mind. Of course by then, I won't have to put my girls into the booby squishing, insanely uncomfortable, torture device. <BR/><BR/>*sigh*<BR/><BR/>Happy all is well with ya!SweetPeaSurryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17193034370248526025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-75775494561261598962009-01-17T16:38:00.000-05:002009-01-17T16:38:00.000-05:00I appreciate the money shot blog posts, so thanks....I appreciate the money shot blog posts, so thanks.Snotty McSnottersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06576914604418634060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-15668916843206132872009-01-17T14:35:00.000-05:002009-01-17T14:35:00.000-05:00Who you callin a whore? ;)Who you callin a whore? ;)Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07607474600318564658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-22119812643238228332009-01-16T22:37:00.000-05:002009-01-16T22:37:00.000-05:00A Federal law is in order - all water coolers ever...A Federal law is in order - all water coolers everywhere should be filled with vodka. Let's start a petition.anymommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-42626712178988701462009-01-16T22:01:00.000-05:002009-01-16T22:01:00.000-05:00The Mexican jumping bean breast lump. Wow. That ...The Mexican jumping bean breast lump. Wow. That was one hell of a story. Glad to hear everything is all clear.<BR/><BR/>New reader...*wave!*Tashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09330605713290634407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-55605363389082113222009-01-16T19:20:00.000-05:002009-01-16T19:20:00.000-05:00Marinka, your blog has been one of the most educat...Marinka, your blog has been one of the most educational I have been following so far! Or perhaps I should say "edutainmental", equal parts useful info and brilliant comedic twists. Ha! I learned and laughed. <BR/><BR/>And I am glad I read it all the way through. Wait, I'm a guy, but if I had left would i still be a whore?Irish Gumbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386134334156997186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-48477654147168652362009-01-16T18:49:00.000-05:002009-01-16T18:49:00.000-05:00I have a BB in my left breast (put there courtesy ...I have a BB in my left breast (put there courtesy of a car full of teenage boys -- is it any wonder that I make it a point to avoid people between the ages of 15 and 25?) and I love to "forget" to mention it when I go in for a mammogram. They always call afterwards, all freaked out, "Were you wearing a...necklace...today?"Jeanne Estridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096521122802823385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-38145478972270402272009-01-16T12:07:00.000-05:002009-01-16T12:07:00.000-05:00Next year you should come to California for your m...Next year you should come to California for your mammo. My Breast Center has the decency to provide full-length, fabric gowns in a royal purple color. I'm sure you would look lovely in one!Marie Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01183337493383739117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-74710555747196497532009-01-16T11:40:00.000-05:002009-01-16T11:40:00.000-05:00I once had to get an ultrasound because the mamo w...I once had to get an ultrasound because the mamo was "suspicious." The tech and radiologist stood there and discussed whether or not the area they were exploring was troubled or not. I wish I had thrown up all over them.Pseudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-73578307913666240562009-01-16T10:11:00.000-05:002009-01-16T10:11:00.000-05:00Mammograms can be harrowing. I agree with all your...Mammograms can be harrowing. I agree with all your waiting room improvements. Something silly and meaningless on the television. A candy dish of relaxing legal and illegal pharmaceuticals.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-28185844484226263102009-01-16T09:56:00.000-05:002009-01-16T09:56:00.000-05:00I-smell-sour-shit and have-you-any-fucking-idea-ho...I-smell-sour-shit and have-you-any-fucking-idea-how-great-the-doctor-reaaly-is? expressionBellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09544499105873976552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-19327392526416633122009-01-16T08:47:00.000-05:002009-01-16T08:47:00.000-05:00Oh, PS-totally stealing that last little gem about...Oh, PS-totally stealing that last little gem about the Whore Half Assed Reader.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-5767888214729030532009-01-15T23:04:00.000-05:002009-01-15T23:04:00.000-05:00Great! One more thing to look forward too. It's ...Great! One more thing to look forward too. It's wonderful how the medical profession comes up with new ways to make women feel special.Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06447479295354195982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-28732672416208848952009-01-15T22:37:00.000-05:002009-01-15T22:37:00.000-05:00Glad all turned out well for you! I have never ha...Glad all turned out well for you! I have never had one and thank god have never found anything to warrant a boobie torturing!Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02637932267766698808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-20349214203728433422009-01-15T22:30:00.000-05:002009-01-15T22:30:00.000-05:00Oh shit fuck-I have yet to get oneOh shit fuck-I have yet to get oneMariahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12952616489949080213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-83919510236328662222009-01-15T20:29:00.000-05:002009-01-15T20:29:00.000-05:00My insurance won't cover these for me for a few ye...My insurance won't cover these for me for a few years yet (some age discrimation shit) but thanks for the tips. I will bring my own "water" bottle in case they don't take your suggestions to heart. <BR/><BR/>The plus side is it gives me an excuse to continue feeling myself up frequently.<BR/><BR/>ps: I'm so glad I stuck around to the end!HoodChickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08675041170740517867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-38525774641045238632009-01-15T17:55:00.000-05:002009-01-15T17:55:00.000-05:00I will be receiving my very first mammogram this s...I will be receiving my very first mammogram this summer when I turn 40. I'm also a huge fan of vodka martini's...absolut up with two olives, shaken NOT stirred. All I gotta do now is hit my mom up for the xanax and I'll be ready for the squeeze! Thanks for the rundown!cjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09040102497785199003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-64315087718999458322009-01-15T16:37:00.000-05:002009-01-15T16:37:00.000-05:00I will definitely pop xanax and shoot vodka before...I will definitely pop xanax and shoot vodka before my next mamo. They did 6 films when I had my first at 36! If I didn't have a problem going in I sure felt one developing after 6 freakin films!Pink in a sea of bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15530416819202521068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-86645026642178322172009-01-15T14:02:00.000-05:002009-01-15T14:02:00.000-05:00I want a water cooler filled with vodka for my kit...I want a water cooler filled with vodka for my kitchen. I wonder who I call about that?Issahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11309906249557761472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-26966923455183742632009-01-15T13:17:00.000-05:002009-01-15T13:17:00.000-05:00I am not a whore! Why do doctor's receptionists a...I am not a whore! <BR/><BR/>Why do doctor's receptionists all have the "I smell sour shit" look. A discussion of Rock of Love Bus is sure to cheer ANYONE, even the best detector of sour shit.Jennifer https://www.blogger.com/profile/08191366421121919596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-16221420930507354852009-01-15T13:15:00.000-05:002009-01-15T13:15:00.000-05:00That's the best advice I've ever read with regard ...That's the best advice I've ever read with regard to a medical office. <BR/><BR/>Am printing and laminating to hand out cards when I go.Carolyn...Onlinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627167557544033888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-6470214121401006732009-01-15T12:52:00.000-05:002009-01-15T12:52:00.000-05:00I just had my mammo the other day. I got the half ...I just had my mammo the other day. I got the half gown but insisted on taking off all my clothes anyway. /that will teach them.bernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-35574629885055785262009-01-15T12:44:00.000-05:002009-01-15T12:44:00.000-05:00"Fill water coolers with vodka."Yes."Fill water coolers with vodka."<BR/><BR/>Yes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-73295765446023873662009-01-15T12:24:00.000-05:002009-01-15T12:24:00.000-05:00To Anyone Who Has to Get Part of His or Her Breast...To Anyone Who Has to Get Part of His or Her Breast(s) Removed (or to those who have to get reconstructive therapy): Just remember what my father used to say to me - Anything more than a handful is a waste. (my mom had small but nice breasts. and no back problems as a result!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-68692412138674841952009-01-15T12:17:00.000-05:002009-01-15T12:17:00.000-05:00Glad you're healthy! Lemme know who you're seeing...Glad you're healthy! Lemme know who you're seeing about that oxygen addiction. I think I may need help too! :)^_^https://www.blogger.com/profile/18288709645058535660noreply@blogger.com