tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post2235419936423123968..comments2023-08-15T06:09:11.024-04:00Comments on Motherhood in NYC: In Case of an EmergencyMarinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-86542391807847224692008-08-02T07:23:00.000-04:002008-08-02T07:23:00.000-04:00I like to tell people about my dreams when I'm in ...I like to tell people about my dreams when I'm in elvators. They seem to like it. They're always frantically pushing the button to hold the door open for me.Quarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07494851842360729155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-31472711828654194292008-08-01T05:58:00.000-04:002008-08-01T05:58:00.000-04:00LMAO at "dash for the elevator as though it is the...LMAO at "dash for the elevator as though it is their one and only chance at happiness."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01315727968078716271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-20200480172271047062008-07-31T23:40:00.000-04:002008-07-31T23:40:00.000-04:00Now wait a New York Minute. You know ANYBODY that...Now wait a New York Minute. You know ANYBODY that has to wait for the next elevator is going to have an anxiety attack - WAITING. Because true New Yorkers do not wait - for anythinig and that is why you have left them standing, because you do not wait for them! LQTM.wfbdogloverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04292569844236538888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-68950936616373943672008-07-31T14:09:00.000-04:002008-07-31T14:09:00.000-04:00so now we know why you needed a pig latin translat...so now we know why you needed a pig latin translation! <BR/><BR/>:)selphiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10139227340506827873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-76760494942850926042008-07-31T13:40:00.000-04:002008-07-31T13:40:00.000-04:00Pig latin mystery solved. I do the fake "Door Ope...Pig latin mystery solved. <BR/><BR/>I do the fake "Door Open" thing as well. I don't go as far as pressing the "Door Close" button but if the person isn't close enough to risk amputation by sticking their hand in the elevator door to prevent closure, then why should I care? <BR/><BR/>If I'm in a good mood, I'll hold the door open if someone was within five feet but if you're farther away that than, sorry. Tough. I just hope elevator karma doesn't exist.<BR/><BR/>Love the blog, as you know.<BR/><BR/>K_TDFKJJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540589045180045544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-55778155220756531022008-07-31T12:00:00.000-04:002008-07-31T12:00:00.000-04:00Hilarious. But, you forgot woman with mammoth str...Hilarious. But, you forgot woman with mammoth stroller who crowds in and rolls over everyone's feet and then traps all passengers behind her and her screaming minions. That would be me. I know you can't wait to meet me and take a ride.anymommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-33628597979237368992008-07-31T11:19:00.000-04:002008-07-31T11:19:00.000-04:00Look at it this way, if there ever WERE an emergen...Look at it this way, if there ever WERE an emergency, your co-workers would most likely take your cue and run screaming for the stairs as well. So, really, you're probably the most qualified person to be Fire Warden.A Mom Two Boyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14488177415635805201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-90724480349745041692008-07-31T10:54:00.001-04:002008-07-31T10:54:00.001-04:00i do want you around to make me laugh though. tha...i do want you around to make me laugh though. that is for sure. this was hilarious.Madgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14905740781186585499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-46395609643802638162008-07-31T10:54:00.000-04:002008-07-31T10:54:00.000-04:00Note to self: don't ride in elevator with Marinka....Note to self: don't ride in elevator with Marinka.Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259169109945001406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-91618321897495671412008-07-31T10:45:00.000-04:002008-07-31T10:45:00.000-04:00Are you interested in an Emergency Coordinator pos...Are you interested in an Emergency Coordinator position here in So Cal? We could have used you Tuesday! I was the one stuck reminding people to bring their keys and phones as they scurried toward the stairs....Marie Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01183337493383739117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-23432470036491427992008-07-31T08:38:00.000-04:002008-07-31T08:38:00.000-04:00So you are the one who keeps shutting the elevator...So you are the one who keeps shutting the elevator doors on me?<BR/>I am not too happy in elevators myself, luckily at this stage of my life I only usually have to get in one at the airport. <BR/>I remember in one building I worked, the night watchman got stuck in the elevator. He was about 75 and the next morning someone pushed the call button and found him all curled up asleep on its floor. <BR/>He had been pounding the emergency button and the alarm had been ringing <I>at his desk</I>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com