tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post197554202462223169..comments2023-08-15T06:09:11.024-04:00Comments on Motherhood in NYC: Pearls Before Swine, without the Pearls and Hopefully without the SwineMarinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-86110346259948337832009-05-13T20:50:00.000-04:002009-05-13T20:50:00.000-04:00If I weighed an extra sixty pounds one week, I wou...If I weighed an extra sixty pounds one week, I would absolutely freak out, even if I did eat an entire german chocolate cake as well as an ice cream cake all by myself that week. Seriously.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16649638235083533810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-69111735110820832972009-04-29T10:27:00.000-04:002009-04-29T10:27:00.000-04:00Ok, I've heard of camel toe, but elephant toe? Is ...Ok, I've heard of camel toe, but elephant toe? Is that something we'd get as we go crazy? If so, can I get one of those pretty white coats that helps me hug myself? I may need it...CSYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15877482429057328244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-5990962710030638852009-04-28T17:28:00.000-04:002009-04-28T17:28:00.000-04:00Oh forget your toe! Hows the piggie doing? :POh forget your toe! Hows the piggie doing? :PSSQuohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10576564544754748034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-41743807139199345672009-04-28T10:27:00.000-04:002009-04-28T10:27:00.000-04:00"And also, why does my toe weigh sixty pounds? Wha..."And also, why does my toe weigh sixty pounds? What am I, an elephant?" Those lines right there had me in tears.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02700582562484004124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-40732519455125765852009-04-28T02:27:00.000-04:002009-04-28T02:27:00.000-04:00there have been seven cases in the entire state of...there have been seven cases in the entire state of CA. Sorry but that is not an epidemic to me. UH-oh, did I just jin...oh...I.....<br /><br />I'm back. Thought I had it there for a moment turns out I passed out at the thought of a pork chop.bernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-62460467232561993022009-04-27T11:41:00.000-04:002009-04-27T11:41:00.000-04:00A HA! If your big toe weighs 60 lbs, mine must we...A HA! If your big toe weighs 60 lbs, mine must weigh 80. I'm cutting that F*&ker off and I'm going to be back at my 5th grade weight in no time. Nevermind the needing it for balance thing - that's not really true, is it?Kristinehttp://www.thewoodlife.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-90662699710356726662009-04-27T11:06:00.000-04:002009-04-27T11:06:00.000-04:00There is a simple solution to this:
feed him a nig...There is a simple solution to this:<br />feed him a nightly steak while you eat an exclusive spinach diet.<br /><br />Definitely worth the expense and you'll show him in no time!<br />Lets see who will qualify for the upgrade then!<br />(No one should get to take sixty pounds so lightly. He is now on my hit list.)Kibblesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-27968694277755343132009-04-27T08:32:00.000-04:002009-04-27T08:32:00.000-04:00Wow that's one big toe. If my scale said I weighe...Wow that's one big toe. If my scale said I weighed sixty pounds more than the previous week I think I'd be running through the streets screaming.WarriorHeartGypsySoulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01676324553831509065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-3496688881410924632009-04-27T05:38:00.000-04:002009-04-27T05:38:00.000-04:00There are so many things you say that I want to re...There are so many things you say that I want to reuse; however, the opportunity rarely comes up. Damnnit!Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-73382025159185361972009-04-26T23:30:00.000-04:002009-04-26T23:30:00.000-04:00Wow...elephant toe. That hasn't hit here yet;PWow...elephant toe. That hasn't hit here yet;PCynthiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00625673916138703709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-59078590222505945782009-04-26T20:30:00.000-04:002009-04-26T20:30:00.000-04:00Unless of course you're the originator of the pand...Unless of course you're the originator of the pandemic flu..that would be kinda neat for your rep.♥ Brajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-39081941887405113812009-04-26T17:37:00.000-04:002009-04-26T17:37:00.000-04:00The elephant toe pandemic perhaps. You don't know ...The elephant toe pandemic perhaps. You don't know you have it until it's too late, and you've gained 60 lbs.Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-75901125882731165642009-04-26T17:36:00.000-04:002009-04-26T17:36:00.000-04:00Yes, that pig flu is very, very, inconvenient!!!Yes, that pig flu is very, very, inconvenient!!!Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14804873736204504475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-76087654648644446622009-04-26T17:16:00.000-04:002009-04-26T17:16:00.000-04:00LMHO @ the giant elephant toe! Do elephants have t...LMHO @ the giant elephant toe! Do elephants have toes? Are they painted pink? If not ... they should be! Oh ... and elephants should be able to fly too!SweetPeaSurryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17193034370248526025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-393700981649934722009-04-26T16:04:00.000-04:002009-04-26T16:04:00.000-04:00No pandemics, so not fun. So not conducive to run...No pandemics, so not fun. So not conducive to running out for essentials like caffeine and ice cream.<br /><br />That line about him buying you a sick pig was classic.anymommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-15235055047103879292009-04-26T15:40:00.000-04:002009-04-26T15:40:00.000-04:00Maybe Husbandrinka is a late blooming manorexic? A...Maybe Husbandrinka is a late blooming manorexic? And maybe that pet pig (huh? for real??) stepped in behind you, sounds like what Mercy Watson would do! Little toast with lots of butter eating minx!<br /><br />Ye Gods! The swine flu is freaking me out too!Everyday Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486528297252417282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-80757197074561329092009-04-26T13:49:00.000-04:002009-04-26T13:49:00.000-04:00Maybe your stomach is in your toe, a sort of freak...Maybe your stomach is in your toe, a sort of freak genetic anomaly that really ought to be seen to.<br /><br />[squirms slightly, wondering if he should mention the 60 pounds thing, I mean, would Marinka have eaten 60 pounds of food and would that have managed to fit in her toe?]mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.com