tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post1376918565127226102..comments2023-08-15T06:09:11.024-04:00Comments on Motherhood in NYC: Fucked Up CatalogsMarinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-49648088240441785302008-11-23T20:43:00.000-05:002008-11-23T20:43:00.000-05:00Okay, seriously, I have tears running down my chee...Okay, seriously, I have tears running down my cheeks from the last picture/convo. You are too funny. My daughter keeps looking at me like I've lost my mind. Thanks for the laugh. :)Leighhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07138110850849952017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-45852491284840890832008-11-21T13:17:00.000-05:002008-11-21T13:17:00.000-05:00How about the VS peeps who are mucking up their ec...How about the VS peeps who are mucking up their eco footprint by taking down Mt Kilimanjaro with all the paper?! Where's <I>their</I> mandatory drug testing. Crazy asses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-8208239189292404402008-11-21T11:34:00.000-05:002008-11-21T11:34:00.000-05:00Seriously, who the fuck strings popcorn??? Besdide...Seriously, who the fuck strings popcorn??? Besdides my overly prude mother that is...Mariahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12952616489949080213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-7068690511152855102008-11-20T01:06:00.000-05:002008-11-20T01:06:00.000-05:00So, hello. and how much do you think those people...So, hello. and how much do you think those people who creat that crap make?Pseudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-9099658076811769472008-11-19T21:09:00.000-05:002008-11-19T21:09:00.000-05:00It's obvious they're all HIGH. Popcorn lady is hop...It's obvious they're all HIGH. Popcorn lady is hoping that the "white cheddar" topping on the popcorn is actually crack and dog dooood is wondering when they'll turn off the cameras so that he can f*ck the dog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-43114101694531522072008-11-19T18:41:00.000-05:002008-11-19T18:41:00.000-05:00So true!!So true!!Courtellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05107803195962646106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-9474378845980943022008-11-19T16:16:00.000-05:002008-11-19T16:16:00.000-05:00You've just given me reason to live this holiday s...You've just given me reason to live this holiday season...thinking of what drugs catalog people are on.Karihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12654311489965854867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-66101755270641467172008-11-19T16:11:00.000-05:002008-11-19T16:11:00.000-05:00... so where can I get the long underwear in exhib...... so where can I get the long underwear in exhibit one?Maddness of Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03593468374316318014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-19163664632947833812008-11-19T15:05:00.000-05:002008-11-19T15:05:00.000-05:00Catalogs are evil. They exist simply to present so...Catalogs are evil. They exist simply to present something other than reality. That's what makes them so fun!<BR/><BR/>P.S. What happened to Porn Sunday? Guest posting is not an excuse for leaving the faithful hanging. ;-)Maurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03722654367214156056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-9717858607018812352008-11-19T14:13:00.000-05:002008-11-19T14:13:00.000-05:00That was awesome! My favorites are all the Victor...That was awesome! My favorites are all the Victoria "it's-not-so-Secret" and lingerie catalog shots with these oh-so-tan women in their perfectly rolled, teased and shine-spritzed hair just hanging around the family kitchen/fireplace/office in a see through silk robe; a lace g-string; a barely-covers-the-nips push up bra; and "fuck me" pumps...with garters. Because, you know, that is what we all do every morning while trying to get the dogs outside, the cats inside, the lunches made, and finding clean laundry.Templehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05014978197376226632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-41677118113800033022008-11-19T13:52:00.000-05:002008-11-19T13:52:00.000-05:00are you calling me boring, evolutionarily incorrec...are you calling me boring, evolutionarily incorrect AND abusive? all in the same blog post?<BR/>'cause here in coconutbelly land, we totally sit around in our pajamas stringing popcorn for the dog, amidst large stuffed animals while our daughters have their heads rammed through newspapers...jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03331277496352887978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-64167443861974864102008-11-19T13:10:00.000-05:002008-11-19T13:10:00.000-05:00First time here but fucked up catalogs needs to be...First time here but fucked up catalogs needs to be a blog in itself or at least a regular feature you do. hilarious. exhibit 3's description had me almost (but not quite) pissing myself.essbeseehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05745117719761568320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-54912687751819399952008-11-19T11:44:00.000-05:002008-11-19T11:44:00.000-05:00LOL. That FAO Schwartz catalog gives me nightmare...LOL. That FAO Schwartz catalog gives me nightmares every year.<BR/><BR/>Who buys that stuff when they could be spending their hard earned money on gold bars.Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259169109945001406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-66704420166917272752008-11-19T11:34:00.000-05:002008-11-19T11:34:00.000-05:00You know who should be in charge of that? Tyra Ban...You know who should be in charge of that? Tyra Banks. Cause during America's Next Top Model she's always saying that someone's pose is too commercial and not high fashion enough.<BR/><BR/>Which is true because there's never any popcorn stringing going on during fashion week.<BR/><BR/>xoxo, SGShallowGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05315514695390459591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-37543783763990301032008-11-19T11:23:00.000-05:002008-11-19T11:23:00.000-05:00hahahha nice one... Sadly, that's the best use of ...hahahha nice one... Sadly, that's the best use of a newspaper I've seen in awhile. I really need a new profession.Andy - Instafather https://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-5747220209871348242008-11-19T11:16:00.000-05:002008-11-19T11:16:00.000-05:00I love those catalog shots of matching family jamm...I love those catalog shots of matching family jammies. Like the long johns kind. especially if they are personalized with names stitched onto the front (Laverne & Shirley style). My husband would wear boar hair underwear before he'd wear candy cane stripe leggings.Kate Coveny Hoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18006589284938683965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-68461740057352195692008-11-19T11:00:00.000-05:002008-11-19T11:00:00.000-05:00The worst thing is that my daughter reads all thes...The worst thing is that my daughter <I>reads</I> all these catalogs which keep jamming up our mailbox. From cover to cover. And she thinks they are <I>real</I>. <BR/>Heaven help us if we ever get the one with the big animals. Her bottom lip will be trembling violently on Christmas Day, when she realizes Santa has forsaken her and our yard isn't full of the requested zebras and dinosaurs.<BR/><BR/>BTW, which is the first catalog? I need to get my husband some sexy underwear like that for next time I am threading the popcorn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-25077581833777159692008-11-19T10:27:00.000-05:002008-11-19T10:27:00.000-05:00YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! I love finding "My new Favorite...YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! I love finding "My new Favorite Blog"!!!!!!!!! (popped over on Anna L's advice)<BR/><BR/>You are hilarious and should be Supreme Blog Ruler of the Universe.Sue Wilkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06611804749003805841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-11969594437379682912008-11-19T10:23:00.000-05:002008-11-19T10:23:00.000-05:00i spit reading this as i was laughing my arse off....i spit reading this as i was laughing my arse off. thanks, now i have to go clean off my computer!kelly beasleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00405319429832297641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-8424106024892833052008-11-19T10:14:00.001-05:002008-11-19T10:14:00.001-05:00Loved the comments on number 1, made me choke on m...Loved the comments on number 1, made me choke on my morning coffee.<BR/><BR/>As a part time photographer I have no idea what they were thinking for either 1 or 3, I thought I might have some insight but apparently I don't.2 Brits, 2 Yanks, 2 Dogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407901798421787299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-59011187755685741042008-11-19T10:14:00.000-05:002008-11-19T10:14:00.000-05:00You're too much. I get a guaranteed laugh outta yo...You're too much. I get a guaranteed laugh outta you and that's a wonderful thing. Hilarious, as usual ;)♥ Brajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-79627653760621369772008-11-19T09:44:00.000-05:002008-11-19T09:44:00.000-05:00OK, I was disturbed by the animals, but then the n...OK, I was disturbed by the animals, but then the next one... WTF?!?!<BR/><BR/>I don't get catalogs these days (seems I never updated my address with them when I moved... I wonder why...) but I can look forward to a huge stack piled up at my parent's when I go there. Shall have to see what I find...Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07607474600318564658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-70157463665659558012008-11-19T09:38:00.000-05:002008-11-19T09:38:00.000-05:00good morning laugh, thanks!good morning laugh, thanks!Sonyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16791920272746478766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-45379444100611459672008-11-19T09:11:00.000-05:002008-11-19T09:11:00.000-05:00Oh my... Literally LOL...Will have to take a clos...Oh my... Literally LOL...<BR/><BR/>Will have to take a closer look at our catalogues. They usually spend a half day in the bathroom, then get thrown in the fireplace or out with the recyclables.<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure why I keep getting catalogues. I can't even remember the last time I ordered something...rachel...https://www.blogger.com/profile/09513121601886576274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455477065088022337.post-81333669909065169902008-11-19T09:02:00.000-05:002008-11-19T09:02:00.000-05:00I can't even tell you how many times my husband an...I can't even tell you how many times my husband and I have been sitting on the front stoop of our house in our pajamas reading the same pages of the newspaper with our son betweens us in his pajamas and he just punches his head through the newspaper. I don't even get mad that I was in the middle of reading that article. So true to life!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com